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Old 12-26-2012, 11:11 AM
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That's right. If you aren't sporting orange and black, you are all wankers.


We've been through the little Pittsburgh pity party.... "Oh, congratulations on making the playoffs, Bengals." (Steelers fan)..... "Oh, sorry you guys couldn't have made it too." (Bengals fan).... "Oh, that would have been so nice. Then we could all go hopping through the flowers and picking daisies together." (obviously the Ravens fan).... "Aren't we just the best division around!" (Browns fan)....


Enough of this crap. If you don't like the Bengals, then you're bloody wankers!


(Really... I just wanted a thread where I could post 'wankers' a bunch of times in honor of our British Bengals fans. I don't even know what it bloody hell means.)
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:17 AM
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That's right. If you aren't sporting orange and black, you are all wankers.


We've been through the little Pittsburgh pity party.... "Oh, congratulations on making the playoffs, Bengals." (Steelers fan)..... "Oh, sorry you guys couldn't have made it too." (Bengals fan).... "Oh, that would have been so nice. Then we could all go hopping through the flowers and picking daisies together." (obviously the Ravens fan).... "Aren't we just the best division around!" (Browns fan)....


Enough of this crap. If you don't like the Bengals, then you're bloody wankers!


(Really... I just wanted a thread where I could post wankers a bunch of times in honor of our British Bengals fans. I don't even know what it bloody hell means.)

Don't forget coltsfan, he's a bloody wanker.
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:21 AM
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Don't forget coltsfan, he's a bloody wanker.
No, he's just a moron.
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:23 AM
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Don't forget coltsfan, he's a bloody wanker.
Aye! He may be the biggest WANKER of them all!
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Old 12-26-2012, 12:43 PM
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Great thread 'Zona!!!! I'm sporting my Bengals gear all week around all these wanker Steeler fans I live by.

My wife would love this thread as she is a fan of Bristish TV and movies and uses "wankers" a lot. So do I now. I even found her a ringtone that says "Why do you have to be such a wanker?" She loves it!!!

Carry on!!!
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:11 PM
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Great thread 'Zona!!!! I'm sporting my Bengals gear all week around all these wanker Steeler fans I live by.
Lol...yeah great thread Zona!

The only ones doing any wanking are bengal fans in the wake of that rare victory over the Steelers.
Ever hear of projecting?...a psychological defense mechanism to where a person denies their emotions and attributes them to someone else.

You bungles be wankin and fappin all week lol!!
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:12 PM
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Lol...yeah great thread Zona!

The only ones doing any wanking are bengal fans in the wake of that rare victory over the Steelers.
Ever hear of projecting?...a psychological defense mechanism to where a person denies their emotions and attributes them to someone else.

You bungles be wankin and fappin all week lol!!

I just thought of a great new name for you, the Woodley Wanker.
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:37 PM
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I have a feeling 'Zona has been watching a lot of Doctor Who? again.
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:46 PM
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Don't forget coltsfan, he's a bloody wanker.
Where has ColtsFan been? He left me 27 messages on Christmas. "Jakey come unwrap my package", "Jakey let me fill your stocking"... I had to turn my phone off, his Ex was getting irritated.
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:59 PM
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The only ones doing any wanking are bengal fans in the wake of that rare victory over the Steelers.
These victories won't be rare anymore. I'm not going to say that the Bengals are taking over the division, but it's obvious that they're good, and the Steelers and their fans will worry about them as much as any other team in the upcoming years.
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You triumphant studly Bengals fans will be fappin all week lol!!
This is true. It is true every week though.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:02 PM
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Where has ColtsFan been? He left me 27 messages on Christmas. "Jakey come unwrap my package", "Jakey let me fill your stocking"... I had to turn my phone off, his Ex was getting irritated.
i lol'd when I seen the username and read the post ha ha ha.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:04 PM
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It's gonna be hilarious when the Browns beat 'em.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:06 PM
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It's gonna be hilarious when the Browns beat 'em.
Again.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:08 PM
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:15 PM
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i lol'd when I seen the username and read the post ha ha ha.
What's there to LOL about? I'm Jake the Snake son. Women love me, men fear me, and Children want to be like me.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:16 PM
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What's there to LOL about? I'm Jake the Snake son. Women love me, men fear me, and Children want to be like me.
coltsfan wants your babies
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:18 PM
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coltsfan wants your babies
ColtsFan has one, he just thinks it's his.....

Spoiler Alert.....






It's mine....
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:19 PM
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ColtsFan has one, he just thinks it's his.....

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It's mine....

No spoiler here, I knew it all along.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:23 PM
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Lol...yeah great thread Zona!

The only ones doing any wanking are bengal fans in the wake of that rare victory over the Steelers.
Ever hear of projecting?...a psychological defense mechanism to where a person denies their emotions and attributes them to someone else.

You bungles be wankin and fappin all week lol!!
I should love to sit and chat with you wankers about wanking over tea, but I can't...

because you're BLOODY WANKERS!!!
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:14 PM
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Bollocks!!!!
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:19 PM
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Bollocks!!!!
Bloody hell, mate!

Does one wank their bollocks?
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:21 PM
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That's right. If you aren't sporting orange and black, you are all wankers.


We've been through the little Pittsburgh pity party.... "Oh, congratulations on making the playoffs, Bengals." (Steelers fan)..... "Oh, sorry you guys couldn't have made it too." (Bengals fan).... "Oh, that would have been so nice. Then we could all go hopping through the flowers and picking daisies together." (obviously the Ravens fan).... "Aren't we just the best division around!" (Browns fan)....


Enough of this crap. If you don't like the Bengals, then you're bloody wankers!


(Really... I just wanted a thread where I could post 'wankers' a bunch of times in honor of our British Bengals fans. I don't even know what it bloody hell means.)
Right! Bugger off wankers!
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:02 PM
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Right! Bugger off wankers!
Bloody aye right, bro! Bugger off or we'll kick ya in yer bullocks, ya wankers ya!

Don't make us have to go all snape on ya now or what not.
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:06 PM
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Lookin to find some fit clunge here tonight mates, don't wanna have to shoot some spunk at any munters.
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:08 PM
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Right! So, now that we've handled that lot mates, let's get down to some serious business.

Which tea do you prefer?
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