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Old 12-26-2012, 06:14 PM
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Can we just turn this thread into "Intbetweeners" gifs?

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Old 12-26-2012, 06:31 PM
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Can we just turn this thread into "Intbetweeners" gifs?
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:37 PM
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Lol...yeah great thread Zona!

The only ones doing any wanking are bengal fans in the wake of that rare victory over the Steelers.
Ever hear of projecting?...a psychological defense mechanism to where a person denies their emotions and attributes them to someone else.

You bungles be wankin and fappin all week lol!!
Meh, not really.

It was nice to beat the Steelers, as they are our most hated rival, and it was of course more important this time that we locked up a playoff spot. However, being brutally honest, the Steelers are a very mediocre team this year. We all knew that the Steelers would give the Bengals their best to try and stave off playoff elimination, but they simply weren't good enough offensively. Even though it was on the road in a division game with high stakes, there's not a whole lot of barking you can do after beating a 7-8 team that's lost to teams like the Raiders, Titans, Browns, and Chargers.

Truth is, most all of us knew that three AFCN teams weren't going to make the playoffs this year, and when you looked at the Steelers on paper, they were the team that lost the most and did the least to improve. It's not surprising that they missed the playoffs.
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:47 PM
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Right! So, now that we've handled that lot mates, let's get down to some serious business.

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Old 12-26-2012, 07:02 PM
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The only ones doing any wanking are bengal fans in the wake of that rare victory over the Steelers.
Not wanking over an expected victory against a .500 team, maybe after we beat the current AFCN champs in revenge for a week 1 blowout.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:24 PM
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Not wanking over an expected victory against a .500 team, maybe after we beat the current AFCN champs in revenge for a week 1 blowout.
Dude i wank thinking about puppets created by Jim Henson covered in peanut butter and letting my chinchilla lick it off while I sit on a plunger.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:31 PM
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Dude i wank thinking about puppets created by Jim Henson covered in peanut butter and letting my chinchilla lick it off while I sit on a plunger.
Seriously, dude?

So... which bored Bengal fan are you?
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:33 PM
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What's there to LOL about? I'm Jake the Snake son. Women love me, men fear me, and Children want to be like me.
... and people are happy you finally left the NFL to your long awaited retirement.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:37 PM
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... and people are happy you finally left the NFL to your long awaited retirement.
What do you have against Jake? My girlfriend loves him.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:39 PM
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What do you have against Jake? My girlfriend loves him.
Umm... you know you're not funny, right? Maybe you should go back to Jungle Noise.
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Umm... you know you're not funny, right? Maybe you should go back to Jungle Noise.
Dude, why would I go there? That's is only for Bengal fans. I'll stay here with you brother.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:45 PM
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Dude, why would I go there? That's is only for Bengal fans. I'll stay here with you brother.
You ain't my "brother" and you're not even a Colts Fan. I'm guessing you're one of those bored Bengal Fans on this board trying to get under my skin.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:47 PM
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You ain't my "brother" and you're not even a Colts Fan. I'm guessing you're one of those bored Bengal Fans on this board trying to get under my skin.
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Old 12-27-2012, 10:01 AM
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You ain't my "brother" and you're not even a Colts Fan. I'm guessing you're one of those bored Bengal Fans on this board trying to get under my skin.

Aww. Brotherly love.
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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Old 12-27-2012, 11:00 AM
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Aww. Brotherly love.
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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So that marriage on Christmas eve in vegas meant nothing?
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Old 12-27-2012, 01:19 PM
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So that marriage on Christmas eve in vegas meant nothing?
I would normally insert the what what in the butt .gif / dance here but I can't do that from a work computer
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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Old 12-27-2012, 02:34 PM
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Old 12-27-2012, 09:09 PM
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Not wanking over an expected victory against a .500 team, maybe after we beat the current AFCN champs in revenge for a week 1 blowout.
You were a fraidy cat like the rest of them...wanker.
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Aye! He may be the biggest WANKER of them all!
Bring me a picture of Megan Fox and I'll show you a big wanker..

wait what do you mean that's not what it means?
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You ain't my "brother" and you're not even a Colts Fan. I'm guessing you're one of those bored Bengal Fans on this board trying to get under my skin.
I know this person has no life!!!!!!!!
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I know this person has no life!!!!!!!!

You guys should have a lot in common then
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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wow, that was original...I hurt..
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wow, that was original...I hurt..
Your brain always hurts when making a reply.
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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