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Old 12-29-2012, 12:12 AM
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Default Real funny real names

Anyone know a person with a really funny name. I am sure everyone does, but this thread is only for names that can be proven to exist and belong to real people.

Here is one I came across years ago when I lived in Denver

Fausto Poot

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/fausto-poot/31/3a/403

And here is an attorney that I actually used to work with in Knoxville

Sue Mee

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/susan-mee/1/151/57
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Mom use to do home health care for a guy whose urologist's name is Richard Tapper
http://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_Richard_Tapper.html
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:29 AM
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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

Not really funny, but really awesome.

EDIT: According to my (limited[read: lazy]) research, he is now Sergeant First Class Max Fightmaster.
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One of my former commanders had a friend who went into the Army. The man's name was Don Parts and nobody in the Army ever wanted to make corporal as fast as Don did. After all, his first rank was private so everyone referred to him as Private Parts.
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Mom use to do home health care for a guy whose urologist's name is Richard Tapper
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Better than Richard Hertz!
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:50 AM
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I always thought the driver of the other car in the crash that killed James Dean was named Donald Turnipseed, but apparently it is Turnupseed.

Turnipseed actually makes more sense to me, but either way it is a kind of strange name.

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Better than Richard Hertz!
Or Dr. P. Burns
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I know of a guy named Vontaze Burfict.
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I promise on everything holy, I had an art teacher in grade school (oakdale) named Mrs. D!ck- husbands name? You guessed it, Harold (Harry) D!ck.
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Richard Weiner but they'll tell you the last name is pronounced like whiner.... yeeaah right.

That parent for sure wanted their kid to get picked on. Same as Richard Wood.

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I went to high school with a girl named Erica Shaftmaster.
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There was a kid at my school named Gary Gay.

That's gotta be a tough name to go through life with. Mr. Gay

That is, unless you are... then it's just faaaabulous!
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I knew a guy named Turd Ferguson. Funny name.
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I knew a guy named Turd Ferguson. Funny name.
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I'm distantly related to a woman named Valhalia Brightenback.

My last name is weird, but I think some of you know it, and I don't know if I should put it on here? But you can basically see it on Mike's nametag in my sig. Sorta'.
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I have a friend of mine who has the name of **** Brown. In the army you had to say last name first.
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Somewhere along the line in my father's ancestry is a Brick Wall.
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My cousin in law named his kids some different names.

In order of birth...

Thor
Aprilia (a girl... they call her Prilly). He thought the name of the bike sounded cool.
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I promise on everything holy, I had an art teacher in grade school (oakdale) named Mrs. D!ck- husbands name? You guessed it, Harold (Harry) D!ck.
There was a teacher in my school named Mrs. Face. Husband- Richard. For the life of me I can't understand why he liked to go by the nickname (think Richard Nixon).

Also had a boss of the last name Dix. He always swore his mom's name was Sharon and his dad's was Holden. If you tried to joke with him about his name, he would cut you off and remind you he always has to introduce his parents as Holden and Sharron Dix!
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There was a kid at my school named Gary Gay.

That's gotta be a tough name to go through life with. Mr. Gay

That is, unless you are... then it's just faaaabulous!
Remember the one time Cleveland Brown Benjamin, aka Ben Gay!
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Know a guy named Richard Stump II.
The old man must have been pretty bitter.
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Some guy that I work with swears up and down that he went to high school with a girl named "La - ia" pronounced: Ladashia. I didn't believe him at first, but he's just so adamant about it.....and some people name their kids really strange things.
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I went to high school with two sisters. Their names were Erin and Sarah Holleran. Their middle names were Quitcha and Hootin.
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Oh, jeesh. I wish I could remember them all.

Girl named Candida. Candidia is what causes yeast infections in women.

Girl named Analani. She pronounced it Ana-lani. I could only think what parent in their right mind would make their daughter go to middle school named Anal-ani?

Man named Messiah.

Asian lady named Hang Da Bich

Guy in the Army named Sergeant Major.

Guy named Richard Head. Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

Remembered another, woman with a first name of Twalette.

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