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Old 12-30-2012, 12:27 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****_Trickle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett

**** Trickle and **** Swett.

Two classic funny real names.
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Old 12-30-2012, 12:31 AM
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The manager at the Graeter's in Finneytown's name is **** Baldy. It says so right on the door.
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Old 12-30-2012, 02:28 AM
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When I worked for Gates/McDonald processing unemployment claims, I had some funny ones I had to talk to on a weekly basis. Gay Koch was one (not a female). BJ Seaman was a contact I had to call for Sonic Restaurants.

Alice Schitter was a name I came across once.

I have a lot more than that, but my mind is working properly at the moment.
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Can't believe I forgot about this one. My cousin used to work at a day care and one of the kids name is...
Orangejello pronounced O-rhan-gello. Sad, but true.
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Old 12-30-2012, 03:49 AM
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One of my former commanders had a friend who went into the Army. The man's name was Don Parts and nobody in the Army ever wanted to make corporal as fast as Don did. After all, his first rank was private so everyone referred to him as Private Parts.
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Seaman Stain.
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Old 12-30-2012, 07:43 AM
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:40 AM
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The first African American NASCAR driver was named Willy T. Ribbs. I used to think that had to be a fake named created to please the redneck NASCAR nation, but it wasn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_T._Ribbs
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The first African American NASCAR driver was named Willy T. Ribbs. I used to think that had to be a fake named created to please the redneck NASCAR nation, but it wasn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_T._Ribbs

Which bring us to the Nascar driver Richard "Dik" Trickle.
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Back in my telemarketing days I ran across a Sharon Kuntz........also, my dad had a secretary down at Edgewood Electric back in the 90's named Ieta Pile. And one can never forget good ole' Haywood Jablomey.
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Strangely, that was also his porn name as well.
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I was unable to snap a picture of it but I was driving on the highway a few months back and I kid you not, there was a billboard I passed for an attorney by the name of Harold Bawls. I almost had to pull over I laughed so hard.
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My next door neighbor is named Richard Cutter, we just call him ****, for short.
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