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Old 01-02-2013, 11:49 PM
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:55 PM
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If the Texans never existed, we wouldn't have cocksfan4ever?

We need a DeLorean, some Plutonium, and a stretch of runway in which we can get up to 88 MPH.
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:59 PM
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The Texans aren't even posting much on their own Message Boards! I even set up an account there as "OSU_Physicist" and when I tried to talk smack about their team they agreed with me. Their boards are pretty interesting, though, and I noticed their moderators have set it up so the word "Saturday" is blanked out because it has "turd" in the middle. How awful! If we couldn't say "turd" we couldn't smack the Browns.
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:06 AM
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The Texans aren't even posting much on their own Message Boards! I even set up an account there as "OSU_Physicist" and when I tried to talk smack about their team they agreed with me. Their boards are pretty interesting, though, and I noticed their moderators have set it up so the word "Saturday" is blanked out because it has "turd" in the middle. How awful! If we couldn't say "turd" we couldn't smack the Browns.
Hey now...there are millions of ways to smack the Browns, not being able to use the word "turd" wouldn't change that...
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:09 AM
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Hey now...there are millions of ways to smack the Browns, not being able to use the word "turd" wouldn't change that...
Calling them the Clowns or Stains isn't bad, but "turd" is so, um, excretory. It just fits....
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:10 AM
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I'm not completely sure how you haven't been banned here yet.

Obligatory Wildcard Round smack: only one rookie QB is winning a game this week. You do the math.
Wow! Thanks for having so much confidence in Andrew Luck. But I'm sure the Ravens will put up a good fight.
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:12 AM
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The Texans aren't even posting much on their own Message Boards! I even set up an account there as "OSU_Physicist" and when I tried to talk smack about their team they agreed with me. Their boards are pretty interesting, though, and I noticed their moderators have set it up so the word "Saturday" is blanked out because it has "turd" in the middle. How awful! If we couldn't say "turd" we couldn't smack the Browns.
Dude,...I know. I went there to troll them a bit, but when I saw how down they were on their own team, I just ended up consoling them.
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:14 AM
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Wow! Thanks for having so much confidence in Andrew Luck. But I'm sure the Ravens will put up a good fight.
When he said "You do the math", I guess you couldn't compute properly. If the Colts pull it off.....which they won't, it will mean at least 2 rookie QB's would have won.
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:26 AM
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When he said "You do the math", I guess you couldn't compute properly. If the Colts pull it off.....which they won't, it will mean at least 2 rookie QB's would have won.
He wasn't clear in his posting. He simply said obligatory wild card round smack.

Since the Ravens are in the AFC, I thought he was referring to the AFC wildcard round.

In the AFC, there's only ONE rookie QB - Andrew Luck. Dalton is in his 2nd year. He's not a rookie anymore.

So now, you're attempting to smack me for a posting or comment that simply isn't there.

Nice try... but, you fail.
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:38 AM
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He wasn't clear in his posting. He simply said obligatory wild card round smack.

Since the Ravens are in the AFC, I thought he was referring to the AFC wildcard round.

In the AFC, there's only ONE rookie QB - Andrew Luck. Dalton is in his 2nd year. He's not a rookie anymore.

So now, you're attempting to smack me for a posting or comment that simply isn't there.

Nice try... but, you fail.
Why would you think that the WC round only happens in the AFC? He never specified that this team would be from the AFC. He simply stated that:
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only one rookie QB is winning a game this week. You do the math.
I know Dalton is not a rookie...derp. There are however, two other rookie QB's starting for their teams this weekend. Russell Wilson and Robert Griffin III. Given that those two are playing each other, one will HAVE to win, thus being the only rookie QB to get a win this week.

You can call what I wrote "bad smack" if you want, I actually never claimed to have good smack.....but I'm still not the one who cannot add.

For what it's worth, if you wanted to post some good smack, you would have somehow managed to find a way to turn that around, and make fun of his team for a sentence or two instead of the goofy "thanks for the compliment" line.
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Old 01-03-2013, 02:21 AM
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Why would you think that the WC round only happens in the AFC? He never specified that this team would be from the AFC. He simply stated that:


I know Dalton is not a rookie...derp. There are however, two other rookie QB's starting for their teams this weekend. Russell Wilson and Robert Griffin III. Given that those two are playing each other, one will HAVE to win, thus being the only rookie QB to get a win this week.

You can call what I wrote "bad smack" if you want, I actually never claimed to have good smack.....but I'm still not the one who cannot add.

For what it's worth, if you wanted to post some good smack, you would have somehow managed to find a way to turn that around, and make fun of his team for a sentence or two instead of the goofy "thanks for the compliment" line.
Wait, isn't this Dalton's 2nd rookie season? You get two of those, right?
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:24 AM
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When he said "You do the math", I guess you couldn't compute properly. If the Colts pull it off.....which they won't, it will mean at least 2 rookie QB's would have won.
Well sportygirl got her heckles up when, I'm not sure if it was you, started "talking smack" by saying you thought the Bengals would win in a post where there were more compliments handed out to the Texans than the Bengals. She wouldn't last long with some of the people here.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:01 AM
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False hope is the same as wishful thinking, pipe dream, or hope based on a fantasy.....
Which is exactly what steeler fans had.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:56 AM
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Wrong.
False hope is the same as wishful thinking, pipe dream, or hope based on a fantasy....Texan fans having false hope is exactly why they're not here.

No **** sherlock? You just proved what I said to be right numnutz.

To break it down for you a little better. They don't have false hope ( which is why they're not here talking smack). What I said originally in reply to you about them "dummies thinking they're going to lose to the bengals" was that maybe they should have false hope like you guys did, because we saw how well that worked out?

Understand junior?
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:15 PM
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I looked at the Houston's forum and am ashamed of those fans! They allready want a new quarterback..yikes!
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No **** sherlock? You just proved what I said to be right numnutz.

To break it down for you a little better. They don't have false hope ( which is why they're not here talking smack). What I said originally in reply to you about them "dummies thinking they're going to lose to the bengals" was that maybe they should have false hope like you guys did, because we saw how well that worked out?

Understand junior?
you should listen to this guy Woodly...Bengal fans are masters of false hope...
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:28 PM
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you should listen to this guy Woodly...Bengal fans are masters of false hope...
no false hope is having a successful beer factory in your backyard..
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no false hope is having a successful beer factory in your backyard..
LOL...No false hope is assuming anyone would believe you're not a man.
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LOL...No false hope is assuming anyone would believe you're not a man.
same lame comeback comment..Now get back in your treehouse and make some beer before your kids get home..Did Gieco fire you so you had to start your own business?
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:36 PM
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same lame comeback comment..Now get back in your treehouse and make some beer before your kids get home..Did Gieco fire you so you had to start your own business?
So you want to drink before the kids get home? Shouldn't you wait until your kids go to bed? Never gonna be put up for Father of the year award with behavior like this...
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So you want to drink before the kids get home? Shouldn't you wait until your kids go to bed? Never gonna be put up for Father of the year award with behavior like this...
what your post make no sense..SCS has a beer factory in his treehouse at back..that is what I was reffering too..He works in his treehouse till his kids get home from school..This post was not about me..lol..You think I am that lame..gosh
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same lame comeback comment..Now get back in your treehouse and make some beer before your kids get home..Did Gieco fire you so you had to start your own business?
You are the embodiment of irony...

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you must work at progressive


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when I go to pay my insurance at progressive they have sound on there computers why not you?


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I failed at my teaching degree and am now my wife's secratary at GEICO!!!!!!!!


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The only thing he knows is that Geico saves him 15 min. or less..


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a treehouse?


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I guess bootlegging beer from your back yard could help your bills?


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Go back in your barn and make your beer to support your family..
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what your post make no sense..SCS has a beer factory in his treehouse at back..that is what I was reffering too..He works in his treehouse till his kids get home from school..This post was not about me..lol..You think I am that lame..gosh
1) My mistake I read that as make me some beer before the kids get home for some reason

2) Yes, I do think you are that lame.
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You are the embodiment of irony...

Well since the Steelers did not make it to the playoff's, you have an amazing life of digging through my quotes and making a treehouse beer factory..
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So....

Do you work at Geico or Progressive?
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