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Old 01-03-2013, 12:25 PM
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Someone posted this on Facebook and I liked the way it sounded:

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Adversity weakens the weak and strengthens the strong.
Then there's always the popular

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When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.
That's based off the Tin Cup quote but I like the way mine is worded more.

And then I need to think of one for my book, and I'd kind of like it to be something about how I've turned my life into a positive out of the wreck and the other two that were in the car went the opposite way (the passenger is better now, but the driver is still way out in left field).

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Sometimes in life you are forced to choose a path, but the path that we choose does not create the person that we are.......... it simply reveals it.
I believe that that's already kind of been said in another famous quote, and that's just my first try, so don't hate.

Any thoughts or ideas or quotes of your own that are meaningful?
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Someone posted this on Facebook and I liked the way it sounded:

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Adversity reveals the weakness of the weak and the strength of the strong.
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When life gives you lemons offer to shove them up a homosexual's butt. Some of them pay good money for that.
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
WTF is peoples problem with lemons.
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"I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken." - mikey (a.k.a. RumbleGod!)

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"Show me a content man and I'll show you a failure."

That one always prods me to continue forward and to never settle and stop efforting.
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