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SteelCitySouth · #**101** 01-04-2013, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

you mean your wife's cars are under 3 years old.

Yes my wife's car is under three...My Suburban is under three...Your ability to smack resembles that of a person under the age of three...the amount of years since the last time you had sexy time with anyone however is over three...The longest you've ever been able to last with a chick in minutes is under three...the number of chins you have is over three...the number of boogers you've saved in a jar today is over three...the number of years you should get for being around children is over three...the amount of people that believe you are a woman is under three...the number of alternative accounts you have here is over three...

Morning Star · #**102** 01-04-2013, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

Yes my wife's car is under three...My Suburban is under three...Your ability to smack resembles that of a person under the age of three...the amount of years since the last time you had sexy time with anyone however is over three...The longest you've ever been able to last with a chick in minutes is under three...the number of chins you have is over three...the number of boogers you've saved in a jar today is over three...the number of years you should get for being around children is over three...the amount of people that believe you are a woman is under three...the number of alternative accounts you have here is over three...

well this woman is going to post in Jungle Noise where winners hang out!

SteelCitySouth · #**103** 01-04-2013, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

well this woman is going to post in Jungle Noise where winners hang out!

More of that awsome irony I see.

Morning Star · #**104** 01-04-2013, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

More of that awsome irony I see.

Bengals>Steelers
Morning Star>SCS
Andy>Ben
Colts>Steelers

get my point the people you crack on have something greater than you.

SteelCitySouth · #**105** 01-04-2013, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

Bengals>Steelers
Morning Star>SCS
Andy>Ben
Colts>Steelers

get my point the people you crack on have something greater than you.

It must be true cause you says so...

I thought you were leaving? Lie much?

Morning Star · #**106** 01-04-2013, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

It must be true cause you says so...

I thought you were leaving? Lie much?

yes, I must leave to change the world.

SteelCitySouth · #**107** 01-04-2013, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

yes, I must leave to change the world.

Why so hell bent on making the world worse?

crispy · #**108** 01-04-2013, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

well this woman is going to post in Jungle Noise where winners hang out!

I just came from Jungle Noise, we held a vote and decided you don't meet the criteria to post in that forum anymore.

BengalbobZilla · #**109** 01-04-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelCitySouth

Yes my wife's car is under three...My Suburban is under three...Your ability to smack resembles that of a person under the age of three...the amount of years since the last time you had sexy time with anyone however is over three...The longest you've ever been able to last with a chick in minutes is under three...the number of chins you have is over three...the number of boogers you've saved in a jar today is over three...the number of years you should get for being around children is over three...the amount of people that believe you are a woman is under three...the number of alternative accounts you have here is over three...

rfaulk34 · #**110** 01-04-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

How is Kentucky's schools doing for ya?

Kentucky schools bored me to death.

Ron Mexico · #**111** 01-04-2013, 01:29 PM

Goddammit! I missed MorningStar again!?!?! Do I really have to start logging on at 10:00 to be in on this? Although I enjoy logging on for the first time and reading all of the turds that have fallen out of it's mouth, I want to be here while it's happening.

lol....jar of boogers.

BengalbobZilla · #**112** 01-04-2013, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Goddammit! I missed MorningStar again!?!?! Do I really have to start logging on at 10:00 to be in on this? Although I enjoy logging on for the first time and reading all of the turds that have fallen out of it's mouth, I want to be here while it's happening.

lol....jar of boogers.

set an alarm or somethin

crispy · #**113** 01-04-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Goddammit! I missed MorningStar again!?!?! Do I really have to start logging on at 10:00 to be in on this? Although I enjoy logging on for the first time and reading all of the turds that have fallen out of it's mouth, I want to be here while it's happening.

lol....jar of boogers.

Well you weren't on when she....uhhh I mean he was on but can you really say you MISSED ......ummm it?

Robbie Sharp · #**114** 01-04-2013, 02:07 PM

Folks, do ANY of you read what you post? Steelman would be right about the drivel in this thread. This is predominately a more or less "fair and balanced" thread to this point sans the primate and master inferences. No wonder it's hard to get Texan's fans in here, they are probably terrified!

SteelCitySouth · #**115** 01-04-2013, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie Sharp

Steelman would be right about the drivel in this thread.

Steelman hasn't posted in this thread...nor has he commented on it either...And before you make the next mistake, please be aware that I am familiar with all iterations of the man called steel.

Oh and don't call me "folks"...It's too George Bushy....

Interceptor · #**116** 01-04-2013, 02:21 PM

Sounds like two people who like each other.

SteelCitySouth · #**117** 01-04-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Interceptor

Sounds like two people who like each other.

You're alright.

Morning Star · #**118** 01-04-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by crispy

Well you weren't on when she....uhhh I mean he was on but can you really say you MISSED ......ummm it?

Quiet, you little chocolate bar!

Ron Mexico · #**119** 01-04-2013, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

Quiet, you little chocolate bar!

Damn, crispy. MS just roasted you!

gutzy · #**120** 01-04-2013, 04:07 PM

I just got off the phone with Pappasitos and they've got us a table for 20 at 1:15. Please give me a response and number who can come so I can increase the headcount if needed. The place packs out on game days. Here are some details:

Pappasito's (Reliant Stadium)
2515 S. Loop West
Houston, TX 77054
(713) 668-5756 Cross Street: Kirby
When: 1:15pm Saturday

The great part of this is free parking, a short walk to the stadium, and good pre-game Mexican food.

I asked for the same room we had last year. Ask for gutzy or the Who-Dey table.

Helldog · #**121** 01-04-2013, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Morning Star

Quiet, you little chocolate bar!

You know crispy is black right?

That was an extremely CoC violating exchange.

coltsfan4ever · #**122** 01-04-2013, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalToro

Of course the mood at the Texans' forum is rather depressing right now. How would you feel if you had the #1 seed for pretty much the entire regular season, only to watch your beloved team stink up the field in December and have both home-field advantage AND a first-round bye taken away from them on the very last day of the regular season? Of course we're not happy about it, and we're not happy about all the glaring problems that the Texans have on their hands right now (e.g. mediocre secondary, broken OL, noodle-arm QB, etc.). Despite these issues, I'm certainly not giving up on the 2012 Texans and I still believe that they can win on Saturday, but I would seriously consider them to be the underdogs for their game against the Bengals.

GO TEXANS!!!

Lol. For once I see an honest Texans fan.

Yeah... losing to the Colts kinda stung, didn't it? Funny thing is, most ya'll thought you'd just walk into Indy and win that game. Ya'll got whupped by the Vikings the week before in your own house, so you thought that you'd do the same to the Colts in our house because you'd beaten us the week before.

Surprise! First round-bye AND 1st Seed gone in 1 game. That HAD to hurt!

coltsfan4ever · #**123** 01-04-2013, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by imatexan

I'm here just like I was before the game last year and after when I predicted a win and it of course came true.

Same thing this year, Texans win.

Both team improved but as long as y'all have Dalton as QB I am not afraid and we are at home.

JJ dominates again and Foster leads the offense.

Go Texans!!!

Are you kidding? Did you watch that game against the Colts? Yeah, the Colts hung 28 pts on ya'll, but the thing you need to pay attention to is what the Colts defense held ya'll to.

Pssst.... come closer... the Bengals defense is much, much better than the Colts.

How does a Field Goal feel to you? Sounds like a plan?