Mail Order Brides

[BengalbobZilla]

Anyone ever look into this? I'm tired of dealing with stupid american girls, and was wondering if anyone knew anything about mail order brides

any tips would be helpful

[wcu]

They did a special on Russian mail order brides a few years ago on National Geographic (I think). I'm sure you could find it online.

[Slappy from New Haven]

Send my wife a letter, she is available.

Do you have any assets?

[BengalbobZilla]

I have a dairy farm, does that count?

[Helldog]

Prostitution is legal in some parts of Nevada if you're that desperate for some tail.

[BengalYankee]

Go to the Domincan Republic and get yourself a steady girlfriend there on the cheap and visit her every month.

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by BengalYankee

Go to the Domincan Republic and get yourself a steady girlfriend there on the cheap and visit her every month.

i dont like black girls

[Edge]

Originally Posted by BengalbobZilla

i dont like black girls

Wow...don't like a little brown sugar, don't like the homeland maiden, ....what says a mail order bride is gonna be any better? Not being mean here, just curious what makes you feel this is a better option?

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by Edge

Wow...don't like a little brown sugar, don't like the homeland maiden, ....what says a mail order bride is gonna be any better? Not being mean here, just curious what makes you feel this is a better option?

if i get a mail order bride, that ***** is mine, or i send her back to the frozen wastes of siberia

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by BengalYankee

Go to the Domincan Republic and get yourself a steady girlfriend there on the cheap and visit her every month.

since you negged me and called me racist, how does me not liking black girls make me racist?

[Edge]

Originally Posted by BengalbobZilla

if i get a mail order bride, that ***** is mine, or i send her back to the frozen wastes of siberia

But keep the coat, you can always sell it on ebay....

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by Edge

But keep the coat, you can always sell it on ebay....

hell yeah, if i send her back, im keeping the fur coat

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by BengalbobZilla

since you negged me and called me racist, how does me not liking black girls make me racist?

Personally, I'm not a big fan of darker women either. Not that there aren't some that I would gladly jump the chance at, but on average, I find them much less attractive. That isn't a racism thing, it's a preference thing. For you, it's possible that it's a racism thing though.....I don't know you, newb! For now, I'll assume that you aren't a racist...I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Personally, I'm not a big fan of darker women either. Not that there aren't some that I would gladly jump the chance at, but on average, I find them much less attractive. That isn't a racism thing, it's a preference thing. For you, it's possible that it's a racism thing though.....I don't know you, newb! For now, I'll assume that you aren't a racist...I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

its not a racist thing, i just prefer something different

[Lawless_1]

I like all girls.

Except fat ones.

I'm not racist... i'm sizist.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by BengalbobZilla

its not a racist thing, i just prefer something different

i bet since he screamed racist, he is probably a homophobe

No comment.

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

No comment.

will you be my mail order bride?

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Lawless_1

I like all girls.

Except fat ones.

I'm not racist... i'm sizist.

In reality, there are very few types of women that I can't handle. Overly Christian chicks wouldn't fit me. Chicks that listen to the Insane Clown Posse are a no. I'm not down with the gingers, and yes....the hefty ones are a no go.

[Lawless_1]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Personally, I'm not a big fan of darker women either. Not that there aren't some that I would gladly jump the chance at, but on average, I find them much less attractive. That isn't a racism thing, it's a preference thing. For you, it's possible that it's a racism thing though.....I don't know you, newb! For now, I'll assume that you aren't a racist...I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

You wouldn't date a mexican?

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by BengalbobZilla

will you be my mail order bride?

Nah....I cost too much. You can have my wife though,...she's pregnant and moody. I'll take her back later though.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Lawless_1

You wouldn't date a mexican?

lol....I would if she was a cool chick and had some looks to her, I would give it a shot.

[Lawless_1]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

In reality, there are very few types of women that I can't handle. Overly Christian chicks wouldn't fit me. Chicks that listen to the Insane Clown Posse are a no. I'm not down with the gingers, and yes....the hefty ones are a no go.

[Lawless_1]

I can't stand ghetto trash women.... white or black.... it's just obnoxious.

[BengalbobZilla]

Originally Posted by Lawless_1

I can't stand ghetto trash women.... white or black.... it's just obnoxious.

yeah me either

[Lawless_1]

Honestly if you order a bride you're going to get an immigrant that doesn't speak english and is only going to use you for citizenship.

Might as well just learn a to say a pick up line in spanish and just hang out in front of Labor Ready and wait for the maid's shifts to be over. That will save you some money and make it a sure bet she knows how to clean the house.