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Old 01-06-2013, 08:44 PM
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Anyone ever look into this? I'm tired of dealing with stupid american girls, and was wondering if anyone knew anything about mail order brides

any tips would be helpful
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:59 PM
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They did a special on Russian mail order brides a few years ago on National Geographic (I think). I'm sure you could find it online.
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Send my wife a letter, she is available.

Do you have any assets?
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:40 PM
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I have a dairy farm, does that count?
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Prostitution is legal in some parts of Nevada if you're that desperate for some tail.
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:26 PM
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Go to the Domincan Republic and get yourself a steady girlfriend there on the cheap and visit her every month.
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Go to the Domincan Republic and get yourself a steady girlfriend there on the cheap and visit her every month.
i dont like black girls
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:57 PM
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i dont like black girls
Wow...don't like a little brown sugar, don't like the homeland maiden, ....what says a mail order bride is gonna be any better? Not being mean here, just curious what makes you feel this is a better option?
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Wow...don't like a little brown sugar, don't like the homeland maiden, ....what says a mail order bride is gonna be any better? Not being mean here, just curious what makes you feel this is a better option?
if i get a mail order bride, that ***** is mine, or i send her back to the frozen wastes of siberia
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:02 AM
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Go to the Domincan Republic and get yourself a steady girlfriend there on the cheap and visit her every month.
since you negged me and called me racist, how does me not liking black girls make me racist?
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:38 AM
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if i get a mail order bride, that ***** is mine, or i send her back to the frozen wastes of siberia
But keep the coat, you can always sell it on ebay....
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But keep the coat, you can always sell it on ebay....
hell yeah, if i send her back, im keeping the fur coat
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since you negged me and called me racist, how does me not liking black girls make me racist?
Personally, I'm not a big fan of darker women either. Not that there aren't some that I would gladly jump the chance at, but on average, I find them much less attractive. That isn't a racism thing, it's a preference thing. For you, it's possible that it's a racism thing though.....I don't know you, newb! For now, I'll assume that you aren't a racist...I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
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Personally, I'm not a big fan of darker women either. Not that there aren't some that I would gladly jump the chance at, but on average, I find them much less attractive. That isn't a racism thing, it's a preference thing. For you, it's possible that it's a racism thing though.....I don't know you, newb! For now, I'll assume that you aren't a racist...I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
its not a racist thing, i just prefer something different

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I like all girls.

Except fat ones.

I'm not racist... i'm sizist.
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its not a racist thing, i just prefer something different

i bet since he screamed racist, he is probably a homophobe
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will you be my mail order bride?
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I like all girls.

Except fat ones.

I'm not racist... i'm sizist.
In reality, there are very few types of women that I can't handle. Overly Christian chicks wouldn't fit me. Chicks that listen to the Insane Clown Posse are a no. I'm not down with the gingers, and yes....the hefty ones are a no go.
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Personally, I'm not a big fan of darker women either. Not that there aren't some that I would gladly jump the chance at, but on average, I find them much less attractive. That isn't a racism thing, it's a preference thing. For you, it's possible that it's a racism thing though.....I don't know you, newb! For now, I'll assume that you aren't a racist...I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
You wouldn't date a mexican?
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will you be my mail order bride?
Nah....I cost too much. You can have my wife though,...she's pregnant and moody. I'll take her back later though.
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You wouldn't date a mexican?
lol....I would if she was a cool chick and had some looks to her, I would give it a shot.
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I can't stand ghetto trash women.... white or black.... it's just obnoxious.
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I can't stand ghetto trash women.... white or black.... it's just obnoxious.
yeah me either
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Honestly if you order a bride you're going to get an immigrant that doesn't speak english and is only going to use you for citizenship.

Might as well just learn a to say a pick up line in spanish and just hang out in front of Labor Ready and wait for the maid's shifts to be over. That will save you some money and make it a sure bet she knows how to clean the house.
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