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Old 01-07-2013, 05:51 PM
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How do you deal with a crying baby?

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Old 01-07-2013, 05:58 PM
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How do you deal with a crying baby?

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How do you deal with racism?

How do you deal with young women asking for your number?

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How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
Patience. Persistence. Compassion. Wisdom to know when to walk away when the first three fail.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:32 PM
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:38 PM
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It's the product of a plant that can be used recreationally, medicinally, or sometimes for religious uses. It can have a mild to intense psychoactive effect on it's user that varies from person to person.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:46 PM
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How do you deal with a crying baby? Go home

How do you deal with an upset spouse? Take off my pants

How do you deal with racism? With a chuckle

How do you deal with young women asking for your number? Smile, and shake my head

How do you deal with stupid? Give stupid back

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight? Take bets
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How do you deal with a crying baby?

Step #1 Put the baby in it's car seat. Step #2 Turn the washing machine on the spin cycle. Step #3 Place the car seat on the washing machine and don't take your hands off the seat. The baby will fall asleep.

How do you deal with an upset spouse?
If it's his fault silent treatment. If it is my fault I get naked.

How do you deal with racism?
Laugh at the stupidity

How do you deal with young women asking for your number?
Tell her I do not go that way!

How do you deal with stupid?
See racism

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
Pull up a chair this could be interesting.
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How do you deal with a crying baby?

How do you deal with an upset spouse?

How do you deal with racism?

How do you deal with young women asking for your number?

How do you deal with stupid?

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
Give him alcohol.
Drink alcohol.
Buy them both drinks of alcohol.
Give it to her, along with a drink of alcohol.
Give the stupid person alcohol.
Buy them both drinks of alcohol.

Really... there's only one answer.
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Give him alcohol.
Drink alcohol.
Buy them both drinks of alcohol.
Give it to her, along with a drink of alcohol.
Give the stupid person alcohol.
Buy them both drinks of alcohol.

Really... there's only one answer.
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How do you deal with a crying baby?

How do you deal with an upset spouse?

How do you deal with racism?

How do you deal with young women asking for your number?

How do you deal with stupid?

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
tell it's momma it time to step.

U leave and go to hooters

i dont, i'm white

ask her to strip so i know she aint a stinkin narc

are you kiddin, everyones a freakin genious, just ask em, they'll tell ya so

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How do you deal with a crying baby?

Step #1 Put the baby in it's car seat. Step #2 Turn the washing machine on the spin cycle. Step #3 Place the car seat on the washing machine and don't take your hands off the seat. The baby will fall asleep.

How do you deal with an upset spouse?
If it's his fault silent treatment. If it is my fault I get naked.

How do you deal with racism?
Laugh at the stupidity

How do you deal with young women asking for your number?
Tell her I do not go that way!

How do you deal with stupid?
See racism

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
Pull up a chair this could be interesting.
At first I thought it said to place the baby IN the washing machine. Amazing how much switching one letter changes the entire look of things.
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At first I thought it said to place the baby IN the washing machine. Amazing how much switching one letter changes the entire look of things.
Me too!

My first thought was "How do I get the washer to come on with the lid open?"
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:04 AM
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My first thought was "How do I get the washer to come on with the lid open?"
My old washing machine would run with the lid open. Not a lot of relevance here, I just thought it was strange.....
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:45 AM
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My first thought was "How do I get the washer to come on with the lid open?"
If its a top loading machine, there's this little button the gets press when the lid is closed. Push and hold that button, then set the spin cycle. As for front loading machines, I don't know since the door locks.
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My first thought was "How do I get the washer to come on with the lid open?"

Me three!!!! I read it and was like "wait, WHAT!" and went back and reread it and was like "ah, ok"
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How do you deal with a crying baby? Feed it?

How do you deal with an upset spouse? The Calm logic of Spock

How do you deal with racism? I dont race any more the cops didnt like it.

How do you deal with young women asking for your number? tell them to bring a friend

How do you deal with stupid? Avoid Avoid danger

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight? Mortal Kombat Theme song.
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How do you deal with a crying baby? Eat it

How do you deal with an upset spouse? Put her on all 4s

How do you deal with racism? Smack em

How do you deal with young women asking for your number? Make sure she knows it's going to cost

How do you deal with stupid? put them in a cage w/ cincireborn

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
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How do you deal with a crying baby?

Step #1 Put the baby in it's car seat. Step #2 Turn the washing machine on the spin cycle. Step #3 Place the car seat on the washing machine and don't take your hands off the seat. The baby will fall asleep.

How do you deal with an upset spouse?
If it's his fault silent treatment. If it is my fault I get naked.

How do you deal with racism?
Laugh at the stupidity

How do you deal with young women asking for your number?
Tell her I do not go that way!

How do you deal with stupid?
See racism

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight?
Pull up a chair this could be interesting.
i just checked....it is you fault......
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How do you deal with a crying baby? Withdrawl the ransom demand and give the kid back.

How do you deal with an upset spouse? Apologize to my friend for ********* his wife off.

How do you deal with racism? Tell them my best friend is black.

How do you deal with young women asking for your number? Ask my wife to jot it down since I way too busy staring at her breastesses.

How do you deal with stupid? I come here and realize it could be worse.

How do you deal with two guys looking like they're about to get into a fight? I instigate till neither realize that I am making out with their girlfriends in the parking lot.
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