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Old 01-08-2013, 11:06 AM
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:10 AM
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Yes and I have seen that picture and yes I threw up in my mouth again
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:13 AM
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:16 AM
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I'm sorry, but this is just something that' you'd never expect to see, and likely will never see again your lifetime. I'm supplying you with a once in a lifetime opportunity!
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:18 AM
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I'm sorry, but this is just something that' you'd never expect to see, and likely will never see again your lifetime. I'm supplying you with a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Who doesnt love an Afterbirth Bath i mean really.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:20 AM
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That is taking it a bit too far...
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:24 AM
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That is taking it a bit too far...
The real question is, how does the water taste?
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are they naked?
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:53 AM
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:56 AM
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If you're curious like me, some things I learned:

1. Do not Google water birthing and go to images.

2. Yes apparently water birthing tubs can be rented.

3. At 50, crazy just doesn't shock me that much.
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If you're curious like me, some things I learned:

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2. Yes apparently water birthing tubs can be rented.

3. At 50, crazy just doesn't shock me that much.
dear god, im fighting the urge to google it....help
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The real question is, how does the water taste?
Not as bad as you'd think. I actually did this one time. The whole fam spent the entire day in that little pool. I brushed my teeth with that water....gargled some even. We all splashed each other with it and even took the time to pick the little chunks out of each others hair.

Great bonding experience.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:31 PM
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are they naked?
Did you not look at the picture? They sure appear to be naked from the waist up, and no one can see anything from the waist down. What makes you think that anyone else would be able to tell if there were johnsons and hoohoos flying around down there.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:36 PM
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Not as bad as you'd think. I actually did this one time. The whole fam spent the entire day in that little pool. I brushed my teeth with that water....gargled some even. We all splashed each other with it and even took the time to pick the little chunks out of each others hair.

Great bonding experience.
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made me think of the new pirhana movie.
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:43 PM
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I'm guessing the writers of Criminal Minds just got inspiration for a new episode.
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I'm guessing the writers of Criminal Minds just got inspiration for a new episode.
My wife watches that horrible show. It annoys me to no end that they can find one piece of evidence and have the crime figured out in 2 minutes of brain storming.
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I have actually heard of water birthing, but I had no idea the entire family was supposed to get in the tub.
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I have actually heard of water birthing, but I had no idea the entire family was supposed to get in the tub.
Never knew that either... i feel the need for a shower every time i visit this thread.
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I thought I was water-birthed. I had the distinct memory of struggling to get out of the water. Then I saw the 8mm of my Mom "accidentally" dropping me in the toilet. Then her hand "slipped" on the handle.

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The nasty rag by the boys head and the floating island of birth brine is too much. Throw the rag away and squirt some foam-off in that tub first. Sheesh!
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The nasty rag by the boys head and the floating island of birth brine is too much. Throw the rag away and squirt some foam-off in that tub first. Sheesh!
Lmao. I didn't notice the rags.
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