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Old 01-07-2013, 04:13 PM
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Default Bengals Message Board: Rules of Enagagement

Please define the "circumstances, conditions, degree, and manner in which force, or actions which might be construed as provocative, may be applied" for engaging in verbal battle on the Bengals Message Board.

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Define tactics and strategy...
(ie. outsmarting, playing dumb, bluffing on stats, throwing a false white flag, taking a #2, etc...)
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Rules of Engagement are rules or directives to military forces (including individuals) that define the circumstances, conditions, degree, and manner in which force, or actions which might be construed as provocative, may be applied [1]. They provide authorization for and/or limits on, among other things, the use of force and the employment of certain specific capabilities. In some nations, ROE have the status of guidance to military forces, while in other nations, ROE are lawful commands. Rules of Engagement do not normally dictate how a result is to be achieved but will indicate what measures may be unacceptable.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_of_engagement

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Old 01-07-2013, 04:50 PM
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:34 PM
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One time Fred put a stick in a gopher's butt or something like that. You're hearing this story second hand though, so I could have some details twisted...
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:25 PM
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I don't even need a law to tell someone that case wasn't pedophilia. Pedophilia is an attraction to pre-pubescent children. Generally, an attraction to someone of the age of 16 or older does not fall into that category. It is not abnormal, nor unhealthy, to have an attraction to someone of that age, even if it is illegal. The reason is because the attraction is usually due to bodily features that have developed through puberty.
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I don't even need a law to tell someone that case wasn't pedophilia. Pedophilia is an attraction to pre-pubescent children. Generally, an attraction to someone of the age of 16 or older does not fall into that category. It is not abnormal, nor unhealthy, to have an attraction to someone of that age, even if it is illegal. The reason is because the attraction is usually due to bodily features that have developed through puberty.
Any guy who denies ever having it (after the age of 18) is probably lying or living in a cave somewhere were some of the girls in the movie, tv and music industry never reach.
Im 24 and very few guys my age would deny (without lying) attraction to girls like Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez etc.
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I have no idea what's going on...
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I have no idea what's going on...

just think how mikey will feel when he enters this thread.
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Could someone please tell me what the hell is going on? This thread is about grown men being attracted to some 17 year old girls, or WTF? What is this rules of engagement crap?

Jesus tap dancin' Christ, I can't even take a damn nap and this place goes to hell. I'm so lost, I don't even want to be found.

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Case Scenario B: How to approach a hostile target... with lol.
In this case we see how to appropriately laugh off an antagonizing opponent.
Almost like the SEA guy did in the same manner vs the WAS guy.

Side note: We also get a beginners lesson in understandings how to use teaming to belittle an opponent.
While the tactic may have failed, as the strategy was identified, the ending arguments remain in the outcome of the playoff games to follow.

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Mr Goodell, can we play this division every year? It will assure us with 4 free wins along with 6 free wins in the AFC West.


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LOL easy win huh 8 point game isnt a easy win. that game could have went either way.
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Game wasn't even that close and you know it. Peyton was just getting in the groove with our offense. Similiar to a pre-season game ya know?
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I believe you guys were on a losing streak as well. And you guys just came off a bye after losing to the dolphins at home LOL
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We'll see where you are in a couple years when Manning retires.

You can't ride the Manning train for the long term.

Hopefully he doesn't choke in the playoffs, like he almost always does.
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haha, and when the weight of Peyton's fivehead ruins his neck again and he retires after next season, the Broncos will go back to fighting the Chiefs and Raiders for not being the basement team in the AFCs weakest division.

Grats on your first win against the Ravens in 6 years.
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Ravens LOL what a joke of a ''team'' BrownsX2


A 52 yr old manning with 9 neck surgeries > Any QB in the league
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No, Manning will lead them to the promise land for the next 16 years.

The Broncos paid him a lot so nothing can go wrong.

Any team that can outscore Phillip Rivers, Matt Cassel and Carson Palmer has to atleast be a little bit better than *****.

Maybe his neck fusion fixed his playoff choke syndrome.
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Chapter 4: The Rules of Engagement Thread Discombobulation Tactic: Keeping targets in a state of disorganization and constant confusion...

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why?........
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Could someone please tell me what the hell is going on? This thread is about grown men being attracted to some 17 year old girls, or WTF? What is this rules of engagement crap?

Jesus tap dancin' Christ, I can't even take a damn nap and this place goes to hell. I'm so lost, I don't even want to be found.
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Well when it comes to baiting people Kramer is a master

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Well when it comes to baiting people Kramer is a master
Would you say he is a master at it?
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Would you say he is a master at it?
Master debater obviously.
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What I find interesting about this, and don't take any offense, but every time I see you avatar I think "furry."
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What I find interesting about this, and don't take any offense, but every time I see you avatar I think "furry."
I have no idea how I feel about that comment
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