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Old 01-10-2013, 10:50 PM
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so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:53 PM
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Yes you should. If she goes down and it's like the Panama Jungle, she won't be going down as often.
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It's unbelievably itchy. Of course, a good bang is worth 2 weeks of discomfort right?
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You gotta trim the hedges on a regular basis.

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this topic has already been discussed before on here unfortunately
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You gotta trim the hedges on a regular basis.

No ifs ands or butts.
my hedges are so thick there could be rabbit livin in there and i would never know. Well, unless it started nibblin on the carrot.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:03 PM
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this topic has already been discussed before on here unfortunately

you guys talked about my hangy down thangs before?
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you guys talked about my hangy down thangs before?
i think mommadance started a thread about it
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Sure.

Shave them, then hand them over. It'll be easier when she tells you to go make her a sandwich.
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She's just asking you to shave them down so the hair doesn't scratch her purse.
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She's just asking you to shave them down so the hair doesn't scratch her purse.
ha..yeah man, shes gotta quality purse. Problem is the broads i usually run with have worn out purses. Hell, they usually aint sober enough to know if ive messed with their purse or not.they never cared about my garden, but this chickie does and i really dig her purse! Damn female type people!
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so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...
Trim it, dude. Your junk stinks like 5 year old moldy cheese down there. You ain't got to shave it all off. Just take some scissors and snip, snip, snip. Just be sure to watch where you snip. If your belly is too big to see, make sure you get a mirror. And remember the porno guy motto: the less beard, the bigger the ***** looks.
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so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...
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I don't shave my nuts just because, with my luck, I'd get a pee shiver while I was and cut one out, but I definitely mow the lawn.

It will also make you look bigger and do wonders for your self-esteem

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so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...
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ha..yeah man, shes gotta quality purse. Problem is the broads i usually run with have worn out purses. Hell, they usually aint sober enough to know if ive messed with their purse or not.they never cared about my garden, but this chickie does and i really dig her purse! Damn female type people!
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You should Shave.. It makes for a Good time...
Plus, just flip the situation around. If my girl didn't shave, I'd be nowhere near that thing.
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Trim top, shave bottom.

It isn't that itchy once you do it a few times.

Do not....I reapeat...do not go half arse the first time. Buy good shiz to do it with and use lotions after or you will regret it.
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It isn't that itchy once you do it a few times.

Do not....I reapeat...do not go half arse the first time. Buy good shiz to do it with and use lotions after or you will regret it.
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ha..yeah man, shes gotta quality purse. Problem is the broads i usually run with have worn out purses. Hell, they usually aint sober enough to know if ive messed with their purse or not.they never cared about my garden, but this chickie does and i really dig her purse! Damn female type people!
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