should i shave my hangy thangs?

[Whoopty Freakin' Doo!]

so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...

[neek]

Yes you should. If she goes down and it's like the Panama Jungle, she won't be going down as often.

[wcu]

It's unbelievably itchy. Of course, a good bang is worth 2 weeks of discomfort right?

[momadance02]

You gotta trim the hedges on a regular basis.

No ifs ands or butts.

[ishouldbegm]

this topic has already been discussed before on here unfortunately

[Whoopty Freakin' Doo!]

Originally Posted by momadance02

You gotta trim the hedges on a regular basis.

No ifs ands or butts.

my hedges are so thick there could be rabbit livin in there and i would never know. Well, unless it started nibblin on the carrot.

[Whoopty Freakin' Doo!]

Originally Posted by ishouldbegm

this topic has already been discussed before on here unfortunately

you guys talked about my hangy down thangs before?

[ishouldbegm]

Originally Posted by Whoopty Freakin' Doo!

you guys talked about my hangy down thangs before?

i think mommadance started a thread about it

[Benton]

Sure.

Shave them, then hand them over. It'll be easier when she tells you to go make her a sandwich.

[eoxyod]

Yeah

[auggie]

She's just asking you to shave them down so the hair doesn't scratch her purse.

[Whoopty Freakin' Doo!]

Originally Posted by auggie

She's just asking you to shave them down so the hair doesn't scratch her purse.

ha..yeah man, shes gotta quality purse. Problem is the broads i usually run with have worn out purses. Hell, they usually aint sober enough to know if ive messed with their purse or not.they never cared about my garden, but this chickie does and i really dig her purse! Damn female type people!

[Bengalzona]

Originally Posted by Whoopty Freakin' Doo!

so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...

Trim it, dude. Your junk stinks like 5 year old moldy cheese down there. You ain't got to shave it all off. Just take some scissors and snip, snip, snip. Just be sure to watch where you snip. If your belly is too big to see, make sure you get a mirror. And remember the porno guy motto: the less beard, the bigger the ***** looks.

[Jabberwocky]

Originally Posted by Whoopty Freakin' Doo!

so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...

http://www.trynono.com

Nuff said.

[bradfritz21]

I don't shave my nuts just because, with my luck, I'd get a pee shiver while I was and cut one out, but I definitely mow the lawn.

It will also make you look bigger and do wonders for your self-esteem

(To the mods, I apologize if any of that is rolling the line of ok to say.)

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Whoopty Freakin' Doo!

so yeah dudes, i'm seein this chick i met down at the bar a couple weeks ago. She like a foreign broad...iranian or chinese or canadian or some crap like that. Anyway, last night she tells me to shave my kiwis and mow the man lawn. She said if i did she would make it worth my while. Ill admit, i gotta frikkin chia pet in my underpants, but is it worth to bring out the weed wacker to make some broad you hardly know happy? It aint like i stinkin love her, hell, i dont even know if i like her. But anyway, have you or would you do it? I already have a bald spot on one head...

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by Whoopty Freakin' Doo!

ha..yeah man, shes gotta quality purse. Problem is the broads i usually run with have worn out purses. Hell, they usually aint sober enough to know if ive messed with their purse or not.they never cared about my garden, but this chickie does and i really dig her purse! Damn female type people!

If She Shaves...

You should Shave.. It makes for a Good time...

[neek]

Originally Posted by BengalsFan024

If She Shaves...

You should Shave.. It makes for a Good time...

Plus, just flip the situation around. If my girl didn't shave, I'd be nowhere near that thing.

[duke0476]

Trim top, shave bottom.

It isn't that itchy once you do it a few times.

Do not....I reapeat...do not go half arse the first time. Buy good shiz to do it with and use lotions after or you will regret it.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by duke0476

Trim top, shave bottom.

It isn't that itchy once you do it a few times.

Do not....I reapeat...do not go half arse the first time. Buy good shiz to do it with and use lotions after or you will regret it.

Or if your scared of a Razor just pull them out 1 by 1.

[duke0476]

Originally Posted by BengalsFan024

Or if your scared of a Razor just pull them out 1 by 1.

[BengalYankee]

[Bengalzona]

Originally Posted by Whoopty Freakin' Doo!

ha..yeah man, shes gotta quality purse. Problem is the broads i usually run with have worn out purses. Hell, they usually aint sober enough to know if ive messed with their purse or not.they never cared about my garden, but this chickie does and i really dig her purse! Damn female type people!

You remind me of someone....

[Whoopty Freakin' Doo!]

Originally Posted by Bengalzona

You remind me of someone....

ghandi?