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If bullets become illegal. It will be time to get my Sword Sharpened.
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i love the NRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And the ever so popular "I wish the cops were here"
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Oh I almost forgot the "HEY!!! Guns are illegal, why do you have one?"
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Obviously, this is a conspiracy between the Democrats and the Electronic Home Security PAC. If only criminals have guns, then your home needs electronic security protection. Or a giant condom.
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Neither of those will stop someone that wants in.
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I'm waiting for right and wrong to be changed to Republican or Democrat since that's all most people look at when deciding an issue. How do you know your stance on something before you even hear the issue?
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I should have said giant lubricated condom. That might deter most. ![]()
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But when the Alarm goes off you get a phone call from some guy who barely speaks English to ask if everything is ok. That will protect you...
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It will also let the guy know what room your in.
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You don't keep them sharp already? Mine are always sharp. Well, except for the training ones.
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But I would pick up a new set of swords and knives in this event. ![]() I have a 12 inch bladed knife with attached brass nuks and a 1 Handed Axe that are extremely sharp and easy to get to... (5 foot sword is a little big for indoor defense)
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I would almost put this in my sig... ![]()
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Only one sword of mine that is not blunted for practice is not a battle ready, could cut your arm off, sword. That sword is a replica of Glamdring. I want a battle ready one, but they are too pricey. My three "real" swords, two came from local smiths, one from England. |
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That's right, I answered it seriously. **** it. |
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the collector sword i have is 440 spanish steal... Which im told is good.
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Yeah... the bad guys are comin' tuh get ya!!! And them liberals wanna take yor guns away!!!
Panic time!!!!!!! ![]()
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Would these help? Close-in fighting requires a smaller weapon. Plus, you can cut them in half faster than they can pull a trigger. As long as they don't know you're there.
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Also, Longclaw is an awesome choice as well. |
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I need a set like that next.
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Eh, dagger in the left, long sword in the right, it's all you need.
Though I was taught medieval style swordsmanship, so fighting with those blades is outside of my knowledge. |
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