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Old 01-11-2013, 10:45 AM
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actually, if you throw the gun and hit there temples you could kill them!!!!!!!!!
You could also do that with your fist...

If bullets become illegal. It will be time to get my Sword Sharpened.
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If guns are outlawed how do law abiding citizens protect themselves from criminals?

This is really becoming a hot topic and it seems that for some reason, the number of shooting incidences are rising.
Apparently you are supposed to politely ask them to put your things down and leave your home. Or the classic line, "Please stop bashing my brains in with a club."
And the ever so popular "I wish the cops were here"
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Oh I almost forgot the "HEY!!! Guns are illegal, why do you have one?"
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If guns are outlawed how do law abiding citizens protect themselves from criminals?

This is really becoming a hot topic and it seems that for some reason, the number of shooting incidences are rising.
Obviously, this is a conspiracy between the Democrats and the Electronic Home Security PAC. If only criminals have guns, then your home needs electronic security protection. Or a giant condom.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:15 AM
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Obviously, this is a conspiracy between the Democrats and the Electronic Home Security PAC. If only criminals have guns, then your home needs electronic security protection. Or a giant condom.
Neither of those will stop someone that wants in.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:18 AM
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Obviously, this is a conspiracy between the Democrats and the Electronic Home Security PAC. If only criminals have guns, then your home needs electronic security protection. Or a giant condom.
Democrat, republican, left, right, WHATEVER!!!
I'm waiting for right and wrong to be changed to Republican or Democrat since that's all most people look at when deciding an issue. How do you know your stance on something before you even hear the issue?
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:19 AM
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Neither of those will stop someone that wants in.

I should have said giant lubricated condom. That might deter most.

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Neither of those will stop someone that wants in.
But when the Alarm goes off you get a phone call from some guy who barely speaks English to ask if everything is ok. That will protect you...
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:26 AM
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But when the Alarm goes off you get a phone call from some guy who barely speaks English to ask if everything is ok. That will protect you...
It will also let the guy know what room your in.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:28 AM
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Personally I rock claymores that are facing each window and door of my house. With the occasional bouncing Betty. You could never be to safe. The Hallways got this laser thingy that goes back in forth chopping people up if they break in. They has one on that one Resident Evil movie. As soon as I seened it I had to have it.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:33 AM
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You could also do that with your fist...

If bullets become illegal. It will be time to get my Sword Sharpened.
You don't keep them sharp already? Mine are always sharp. Well, except for the training ones.
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You don't keep them sharp already? Mine are always sharp. Well, except for the training ones.
I have to find someplace to have it Lazer Sharpened... Its a big ******* Sword. From the Apocolypse Series (more of a collectors item than a weapon)


But I would pick up a new set of swords and knives in this event.



I have a 12 inch bladed knife with attached brass nuks and a 1 Handed Axe that are extremely sharp and easy to get to... (5 foot sword is a little big for indoor defense)
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You don't keep them sharp already? Mine are always sharp. Well, except for the training ones.
Is that one of the sharp ones or is it one of the practice swords?

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Is that one of the sharp ones or is it one of the practice swords?


I would almost put this in my sig...
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:40 AM
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I have to find someplace to have it Lazer Sharpened... Its a big ******* Sword. From the Apocolypse Series (more of a collectors item than a weapon)


But I would pick up a new set of swords and knives in this event.
Ah, yeah, those collector swords don't hold an edge very well, either.

Only one sword of mine that is not blunted for practice is not a battle ready, could cut your arm off, sword. That sword is a replica of Glamdring. I want a battle ready one, but they are too pricey. My three "real" swords, two came from local smiths, one from England.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:43 AM
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Is that one of the sharp ones or is it one of the practice swords?

That one looks to be a show piece, no real edge to it.

That's right, I answered it seriously. **** it.
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Ah, yeah, those collector swords don't hold an edge very well, either.

Only one sword of mine that is not blunted for practice is not a battle ready, could cut your arm off, sword. That sword is a replica of Glamdring. I want a battle ready one, but they are too pricey. My three "real" swords, two came from local smiths, one from England.
GlamDring is one i would want That and LongClaw (Game of Thrones) and a Klingon Batlif

the collector sword i have is 440 spanish steal... Which im told is good.
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And it isn't some FAKE TV show, it is real life.
Yeah... the bad guys are comin' tuh get ya!!! And them liberals wanna take yor guns away!!!

Panic time!!!!!!!

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Would these help? Close-in fighting requires a smaller weapon. Plus, you can cut them in half faster than they can pull a trigger. As long as they don't know you're there.


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GlamDring is one i would want That and LongClaw (Game of Thrones) and a Klingon Batlif

the collector sword i have is 440 spanish steal... Which im told is good.
Any stainless (which 440 is) is too brittle for actual combat. 1060 is what all of mine are. It's a strong steel that holds a good edge. Stainless will shatter striking a hard object.

Also, Longclaw is an awesome choice as well.
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Any stainless (which 440 is) is too brittle for actual combat. 1060 is what all of mine are. It's a strong steel that holds a good edge. Stainless will shatter striking a hard object.

Also, Longclaw is an awesome choice as well.
1060 carbon steel, right? My golf clubs are made of that. Wow. I didn't know my irons could be considered lethal weapons.

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Would these help? Close-in fighting requires a smaller weapon. Plus, you can cut them in half faster than they can pull a trigger. As long as they don't know you're there.


I need a set like that next.
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Yeah... the bad guys are comin' tuh get ya!!! And them liberals wanna take yor guns away!!!

Panic time!!!!!!!

If only Andy Griffith was here to set people straight.
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I need a set like that next.
Eh, dagger in the left, long sword in the right, it's all you need.

Though I was taught medieval style swordsmanship, so fighting with those blades is outside of my knowledge.
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