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Old 01-16-2013, 12:00 AM
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:07 AM
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:21 AM
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Sports journalist.

Spend 4 or 5 years doing crap assignments and building relationships until you get one good enough that you can turn on them like a dog with rabies turns on a little league player, sell your source out and hit it big. Ride that for the next 5-10 years, develop a drug or alcohol problem. Then in 20 years from now or so, take what you learned about sports, alcoholism and journalism and write a book. Retire.

Spend the book royalties on alcohol and hookers and child support, be forced to write a really limp sequel that bombs, but pays off the boob job for your college age girlfriend.

Retire again.
So he is supposed to be Jay Marriotti?
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:22 AM
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I'm sparking conversation in a board with limited conversation. Jeez


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It's not like your future is important...
I think you might hate everything except for bodybuilding
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:27 AM
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Sports Psychology. Definitely. Maybe.
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Make duck calls so you can get a wife.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:17 AM
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So he is supposed to be Jay Marriotti?
Somebody has to be.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:45 AM
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If I cannot get into a PT post grad school nearby, I will be forced to look into OT, recreational therapy, veterinary, or physician's assistant.
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I'm going to school for physical therapy.
So you're going to school for physical therapy, but if you don't get into physical therapy school you'll be forced into OT, DVM, or PA school?

Gee, I always thought physical therapy schools produced physical therapists. Not OTs. Not DVMs. Not PAs.

I always thought if you were still working on your prerequisites and bachelor's degree to apply to physical therapy schools, you weren't actually going to school for physical therapy.

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Old 01-16-2013, 05:07 AM
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Sports Journalism, man! You already have years of experience doing it.....although it's only on a message board.
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Did a Bing search since google stinks.

http://www.jobsinsports.com/
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I have no idea what I'm doing in college, and my current major is Sports Administration. I hope to be able to find some good internships (You wanna help, RC and Denny? *winkwink*) but I'm not sure if I'll be able to find a job in football as it's obviously very difficult. So, you all know me pretty well - What should I do with my life? If you don't know me, I'm pretty much awesome with psychology, writing, football, helping people and sociology :X
the way its going You could get a job working for the government holding peoples hand.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:31 AM
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I have no idea what I'm doing in college, and my current major is Sports Administration. I hope to be able to find some good internships (You wanna help, RC and Denny? *winkwink*) but I'm not sure if I'll be able to find a job in football as it's obviously very difficult. So, you all know me pretty well - What should I do with my life? If you don't know me, I'm pretty much awesome with psychology, writing, football, helping people and sociology :X
If I were going to college today the main thing I would work on would be a foreign language. Globalization is the future. You may not be the best in your chosen field, but if you have the added skill of a foreign language then you will have a foot up on the rest of the competition.

I knew a girl many years ago who was only average in law school, but she got a very good job with a firm the did products liability work for Honda because she could speak Japanese.
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