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Old 01-16-2013, 09:16 PM
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Trapped.

Just put the lotion on dude and shut the hell up.

You know you like the jams and me tucking.

Stop kidding yourself.

I need to make a sweet Eddie Murphy Raw suit out of you ASAP.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:24 PM
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Happily married to my soul mate for 20 years!!
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:30 PM
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lucky people...so lonely

i need a girl with big boobs
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:53 PM
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Happily married. Going on 6 years.

Oh and she has big boobs ^^
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:54 PM
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Married with offspring!
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:55 PM
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that wasnt an option, this post is invalid
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:00 PM
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Married and expecting our first.
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Single, but I dont swing that way zilla so dont ask...pervert.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:30 PM
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Happily married. Going on 6 years.

Oh and she has big boobs ^^
Pics or it didnt happen.
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:50 PM
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Single, but I dont swing that way zilla so dont ask...pervert.
lies, you so would
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lucky people...so lonely

i need a girl with big boobs
I think I know a girl you would like her name is Amanda.
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That's the best time. Drinking beers and boning random broads....awesome. Eventually you'll settle down, and I never thought I'd say this, but its just as awesome.

Word. There will be time for that...years down the road
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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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yup, and he is the one that gave birth

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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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Happily married 24 years and things keep getting better.
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That's the best time. Drinking beers and boning random broads....awesome. Eventually you'll settle down, and I never thought I'd say this, but its just as awesome.
Do not believe this man. I'm not married, but it feels like it. And it's in no way as awesome as boning and doing whatever you want.
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Do not believe this man. I'm not married, but it feels like it. And it's in no way as awesome as boning and doing whatever you want.



Ron's trying to get me to convert me to the boring side where he's stuck now!

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butter my butt and call me a biscuit! its mighty hard seeing ol dawton boy feelin like a banjo, erbody pickin on em. pourin down ol bullfrogs with the hate on ol red. gosh dern. now i want y'all to listen up, ol dawton is slicker den snot n tuf as nails and twice as sharp! ol boy is fixin to sling that pigskin this here year havin other coaches sweatin like boars in church. yap, dawton takin us to that der promise land this year fellers n peaches.

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I think I'm all four.
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Found this interesting. The part about being single, and not the link to gay rights.
http://shine.yahoo.com/work-money/si...190100225.html
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Found this interesting. The part about being single, and not the link to gay rights.
http://shine.yahoo.com/work-money/si...190100225.html
It was nice of you to find a link that included something for Helldog as well.
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It was nice of you to find a link that included something for Helldog as well.
Hey Helldog, Gay Marriage, yay!
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*pokes RumbleCat*


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Married for 21 years in June. Probably separated before then, more than likely divorced shortly thereafter.
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Do not believe this man. I'm not married, but it feels like it. And it's in no way as awesome as boning and doing whatever you want.
You bone whatever you want? Not whoever you want?
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