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Old 01-16-2013, 06:06 PM
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I guess he took his ex-wife back, and they are spending a lot of time in the sack, he probably needs it.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:35 PM
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From what I know...things are working out the way he wants them to. It's a good thing. The dude deserves some good things.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:38 PM
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From what I know...things are working out the way he wants them to. It's a good thing. The dude deserves some good things.
He killed her?
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:08 PM
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I'm confused.
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If he did, he probably weighed it heavily and decided what was best for the both of them. I hope they can put this behind them and begin again. If he didn't? Meh, this was a thread was a terrible idea.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:13 PM
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:14 PM
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If he did, he probably weighed it heavily and decided what was best for the both of them. I hope they can put this behind them and begin again. If he didn't? Meh, this was a thread was a terrible idea.
I still think the thread is a bad idea HD
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:01 AM
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Hey, wait a minute. I get to have a say in a thread with my name as the title. And this isn't the first time either.

Yes, mikey and dawn have been talking. Things are a little bit different than originally told to me, and believe it or not, I wasn't perfect, just didn't see what I was doing.

Bottom line, COMMUNICATION! Wasn't happening, and is now. But we're by no means back together, just been doing a lot of talking, and she wants to go to an appointment together with my Therapist.

So we're just in the "we'll see" phase. I've just been busier than normal.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:05 AM
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Hey, wait a minute. I get to have a say in a thread with my name as the title. And this isn't the first time either.

Yes, mikey and dawn have been talking. Things are a little bit different than originally told to me, and believe it or not, I wasn't perfect, just didn't see what I was doing.

Bottom line, COMMUNICATION! Wasn't happening, and is now. But we're by no means back together, just been doing a lot of talking, and she wants to go to an appointment together with my Therapist.

So we're just in the "we'll see" phase. I've just been busier than normal.
No dude we are here to talk about you not with you DUH!
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Hey, wait a minute. I get to have a say in a thread with my name as the title. And this isn't the first time either.

Yes, mikey and dawn have been talking. Things are a little bit different than originally told to me, and believe it or not, I wasn't perfect, just didn't see what I was doing.

Bottom line, COMMUNICATION! Wasn't happening, and is now. But we're by no means back together, just been doing a lot of talking, and she wants to go to an appointment together with my Therapist.

So we're just in the "we'll see" phase. I've just been busier than normal.
I'm really happy for you. Hopefully things stay well. On a side note, if I would have know her name was Dawn, I would have started cracking hand soap and Twilight jokes WAY earlier.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:09 AM
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No dude we are here to talk about you not with you DUH!
You want ***** slapped?
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I'm really happy for you. Hopefully things stay well. On a side note, if I would have know her name was Dawn, I would have started cracking hand soap and Twilight jokes WAY earlier.
We can also use some Smashing pumpkin references...
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I'm really happy for you. Hopefully things stay well. On a side note, if I would have know her name was Dawn, I would have started cracking hand soap and Twilight jokes WAY earlier.
Thanks. And I guess I can be expecting soap jokes now, huh? You're so predictable, you make me physically ill!
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:18 AM
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Wow. SP is one of my fave bands ever.
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I'm really happy for you. Hopefully things stay well. On a side note, if I would have know her name was Dawn, I would have started cracking hand soap and Twilight jokes WAY earlier.
Don't forget the waking up at the crack of dawn jokes
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Hey, wait a minute. I get to have a say in a thread with my name as the title. And this isn't the first time either.

Yes, mikey and dawn have been talking. Things are a little bit different than originally told to me, and believe it or not, I wasn't perfect, just didn't see what I was doing.

Bottom line, COMMUNICATION! Wasn't happening, and is now. But we're by no means back together, just been doing a lot of talking, and she wants to go to an appointment together with my Therapist.

So we're just in the "we'll see" phase. I've just been busier than normal.
Did you bang her?
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Answer the question Rumble. Did you in fact wake up to the butt crack of Dawn?
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Glad you're alright Cat.
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Also, your real last name isn't Johnson is it?
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well good to hear your taking things slow with her!
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she wants to go to an appointment together with my Therapist.
Uh-oh.

Therapist: MIchael, I have to be honest with you. I have been in contact with Dawn and we had extensive discussions about what types of treatment might be appropriate for you.

Mikey: Uh, really?

Therapist: Yes and we are in complete agreement over what would be best. Isn't that right, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, absolutely.

Therapist: Now, Michael, You know how much I want to help you. How I'd do anything to make you happy, right? I mean, you must have noticed the way I've been looking at you.

Mikey: Well, yeah, but I didn't think that, uh.....

Therapist: Shush, just come over here on the couch with us girls you tiger. It is time for your treatment.

Dawn: Now just relax. Let me help you with that

BWOW-WAKA-WOW-WOW

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Uh-oh.

Therapist: MIchael, I have to be honest with you. I have been in contact with Dawn and we had extensive discussions about what types of treatment might be appropriate for you.

Mikey: Uh, really?

Therapist: Yes and we are in complete agreement over what would be best. Isn't that right, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, absolutely.

Therapist: Now, Michael, You know how much I want to help you. How I'd do anything to make you happy, right? I mean, you must have noticed the way I've been looking at you.

Mikey: Well, yeah, but I didn't think that, uh.....

Therapist: Shush, just come over here on the couch with us girls you tiger. It is time for your treatment.

Dawn: Now just relax. Let me help you with that

BWOW-WAKA-WOW-WOW

WAKA-WOW-WOW

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Uh-oh.

Therapist: MIchael, I have to be honest with you. I have been in contact with Dawn and we had extensive discussions about what types of treatment might be appropriate for you.

Mikey: Uh, really?

Therapist: Yes and we are in complete agreement over what would be best. Isn't that right, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, absolutely.

Therapist: Now, Michael, You know how much I want to help you. How I'd do anything to make you happy, right? I mean, you must have noticed the way I've been looking at you.

Mikey: Well, yeah, but I didn't think that, uh.....

Therapist: Shush, just come over here on the couch with us girls you tiger. It is time for your treatment.

Dawn: Now just relax. Let me help you with that

BWOW-WAKA-WOW-WOW

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