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Old 01-17-2013, 11:49 AM
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Uh-oh.

Therapist: MIchael, I have to be honest with you. I have been in contact with Dawn and we had extensive discussions about what types of treatment might be appropriate for you.

Mikey: Uh, really?

Therapist: Yes and we are in complete agreement over what would be best. Isn't that right, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, absolutely.

Therapist: Now, Michael, You know how much I want to help you. How I'd do anything to make you happy, right? I mean, you must have noticed the way I've been looking at you.

Mikey: Well, yeah, but I didn't think that, uh.....

Therapist: Shush, just come over here on the couch with us girls you tiger. It is time for your treatment.

Dawn: Now just relax. Let me help you with that

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Old 01-17-2013, 12:15 PM
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Uh-oh.

Therapist: MIchael, I have to be honest with you. I have been in contact with Dawn and we had extensive discussions about what types of treatment might be appropriate for you.

Mikey: Uh, really?

Therapist: Yes and we are in complete agreement over what would be best. Isn't that right, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, absolutely.

Therapist: Now, Michael, You know how much I want to help you. How I'd do anything to make you happy, right? I mean, you must have noticed the way I've been looking at you.

Mikey: Well, yeah, but I didn't think that, uh.....

Therapist: Shush, just come over here on the couch with us girls you tiger. It is time for your treatment.

Dawn: Now just relax. Let me help you with that

BWOW-WAKA-WOW-WOW

WAKA-WOW-WOW

I find that real life seldomly turns into cheap porn... But man i wish it would..

But i think mikey said the theropist was a dude.
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From what I know...things are working out the way he wants them to. It's a good thing. The dude deserves some good things.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:58 PM
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same girl
That is just a generic face I use in my fantasies for girls I have never met before.
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That is just a generic face I use in my fantasies for girls I have never met before.
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Uh-oh.

Therapist: MIchael, I have to be honest with you. I have been in contact with Dawn and we had extensive discussions about what types of treatment might be appropriate for you.

Mikey: Uh, really?

Therapist: Yes and we are in complete agreement over what would be best. Isn't that right, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, absolutely.

Therapist: Now, Michael, You know how much I want to help you. How I'd do anything to make you happy, right? I mean, you must have noticed the way I've been looking at you.

Mikey: Well, yeah, but I didn't think that, uh.....

Therapist: Shush, just come over here on the couch with us girls you tiger. It is time for your treatment.

Dawn: Now just relax. Let me help you with that

BWOW-WAKA-WOW-WOW

WAKA-WOW-WOW

You have no idea what a "session" that would be like! My Therapist could be a Playmate!
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I find that real life seldomly turns into cheap porn... But man i wish it would..

But i think mikey said the theropist was a dude.
Uhm, nope, she's stunning!
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Answer the question Rumble. Did you in fact wake up to the butt crack of Dawn?
I have had my share of that crack for 13 years. Lately, no. She gets a ride, when/if The RumbleGod decides she's certain she understands the "Law of this jungle." You don't just walk out on mikey, then think you're poppin right back in. mikey gets some fun time with it first.

The woman ripped out my heart. She has some fixing to do before she gets in my bed!

So sayeth the Cat!
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I have had my share of that crack for 13 years. Lately, no. She gets a ride, when/if The RumbleGod decides she's certain she understands the "Law of this jungle." You don't just walk out on mikey, then think you're poppin right back in. mikey gets some fun time with it first.

The woman ripped out my heart. She has some fixing to do before she gets in my bed!

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I have had my share of that crack for 13 years. Lately, no. She gets a ride, when/if The RumbleGod decides she's certain she understands the "Law of this jungle." You don't just walk out on mikey, then think you're poppin right back in. mikey gets some fun time with it first.

The woman ripped out my heart. She has some fixing to do before she gets in my bed!

So sayeth the Cat!
For some reason I picture you crying profusely as you typed this.
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I have had my share of that crack for 13 years. Lately, no. She gets a ride, when/if The RumbleGod decides she's certain she understands the "Law of this jungle." You don't just walk out on mikey, then think you're poppin right back in. mikey gets some fun time with it first.

The woman ripped out my heart. She has some fixing to do before she gets in my bed!

So sayeth the Cat!
And the downside of that is if you have some sort of falling out in therapy before you get to hit it again. I say sleep with her, donkey punch her a few times and call her a few names. It's the only way you will get closure, if she is truly sorry she will understand.
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And the downside of that is if you have some sort of falling out in therapy before you get to hit it again. I say sleep with her, donkey punch her a few times and call her a few names. It's the only way you will get closure, if she is truly sorry she will understand.
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Bed room rodeo.... Call her the therapist name.... and see how long you can hold on.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:37 PM
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Bed room rodeo.... Call her the therapist name.... and see how long you can hold on.
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I have had my share of that crack for 13 years. Lately, no. She gets a ride, when/if The RumbleGod decides she's certain she understands the "Law of this jungle." You don't just walk out on mikey, then think you're poppin right back in. mikey gets some fun time with it first.

The woman ripped out my heart. She has some fixing to do before she gets in my bed!

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