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Wow, am speechless for the first time ever.

Absurd if true.
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Wow, am speechless for the first time ever.

Absurd if true.
I know. Its the most preposterous sports story I can recall in quite some time. I just keep laughing to myself about it. Months away from being a multi millionaire Te'o just decides **** it I'm gonna make up a girl friend. Its unreal.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:15 PM
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The way I go about it is assume the worst, he lied to get the Heisman. I weigh that with his performance at ND. If he drops, more value in my mind, whether he is gullible or greedy the draft will sort this issue out. I thought the breaking news was that he broke something, or got arrested, nope fake GF fake dies.
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I came in here to post this about ten years too late.

So, Teo's girlfriend was on the interwebs. ISBGM, was that you?
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I can't even see that.
There is no clean way out for Teo.
If he knew he is a sociopath and liar.
If he didn't know, he is an idiot who will never command respect of his teams.
Not what you need out of the QB of your D.

A head hunting sociopath would be better.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:37 PM
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This reminds me of the high school kid who faked accepting an offer to play for Oregon and then it came out he made it all up.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:43 PM
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Lela Kekua = Brian P
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:08 PM
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Lela Kekua = Brian P
Damn, I was going to post this.
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Here's what I don't get and it's what everyone's overlooking:

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The South Bend Tribune wrote an article describing the young couple's fairytale meeting—she, a Stanford student; he, a Notre Dame star—after a football game outside Palo Alto.
If they had met, wouldn't he know that all the pictures he was being sent weren't of her? ESPN said it was of some girl that had never met him, so did it look like the girl he had met or something?

All seems too weird.

This seems like a pick the Bengals used to make but I'm praying that they take his name off the draft board, burn it, take the ashes, cover it in lava, and then send them into deep outer space.
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I got to thinking about this last night. The guys is an American Samoan Mormon. Maybe someone he met over the internet portrayed themselves to be the same and that was his perfect girl. My guess is there aren't a whole bunch of them running around Notre Dame. I know a few Mormons and I know they are pretty adamant about finding another Mormon to be with. I am starting to think maybe the kid is really just that gullible and he was embarrassed that he met he online which is why he lied about meeting her in person.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:22 AM
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Anybody have any possible motive that he might have had to do this?
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Just a theory, but he's probably gay. The whole "I gotta girlfriend out of state" was a good cover to explain why he wasn't hooking up with any hot coeds on campus.

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Old 01-17-2013, 09:30 AM
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Just a theory, but he's probably gay. The whole "I gotta girlfriend out of state" was a good cover to explain why he wasn't hooking up with any hot coeds on campus.
Or because he is Mormon...........You ever meet a Mormon?
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Or because he is Mormon...........
More likely
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:18 AM
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The kid is obviously embarrassed, I hope the press just leaves him alone about this. One of those cases where a lie spins out of control and unfortunately for him...becomes national news.
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People get duped online all the time. He probably just lied about meeting her so he wouldn't be the butt of jokes. Unfortunately, now he is the butt of even worse jokes.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:42 PM
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You forgot that insanely talented girl Tebow was dating. Musburger would have just **** himself over her.

Edit** here we go. man, look at that
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You forgot that insanely talented girl Tebow was dating. Musburger would have just **** himself over her.

Edit** here we go. man, look at that
And he wants us to believe he wasn't getting with that
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And he wants us to believe he wasn't getting with that
And if he's not, it's no wonder he's wound so tight.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:38 PM
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will be listening to mike and mike for the first time in a long time tomorrow... cannot wait to hear golich talk around this
Or maybe Dr. Phil.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:43 PM
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