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Old 01-17-2013, 02:35 PM
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What number would you want to wear?

I would want to be number two because I am the shhit.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:41 PM
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One of those times when it's so stupid , you laugh anyways.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:42 PM
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What number would you want to wear?

I would want to be number two because I am the shhit.

I'd want #31. I'm dyslexic bad luck.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:43 PM
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number 69 of course
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#13 That was always my number when playing Baseball and Beer League Softball, and do you know what I do? I make those balls my *****.
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My old number from back in the day.

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Same number I used when I played any sport. #27
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I would want the name on the back to read "I OweYouOne" and then the number 68.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:06 PM
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Is this really a question? It's obvious

#69 Dude!

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My old number from back in the day.

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Ill take my old Number from Junior High..

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22, because that's what my OCD makes me count to every second of the day.
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51, because that was my number when I played semi-pro ball.
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Mine is "11" obviously.

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I'll take the #26, for it's a perfect number.
(That means, it is equal to the sum of its divisors. Chicks dig that. I'd hope.)
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