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Old 01-17-2013, 10:52 PM
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:59 PM
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:15 PM
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What.... In the blue pit of heck...... Is that? And why isn't she wearing her steelers jersey?

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Old 01-17-2013, 11:21 PM
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She is obviously overweight...

but WOW those hips are gargantuan
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:27 PM
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I would like to present the argument that wide hips should be distinguished from FAT hips. Wide hips, due to size of the pelvic bone are considered by many to be a sign that a woman is more suitable for giving birth. As you may have heard, "she's got birthn'' hips."

Pictures presented by the OP are pure grade a FAT arse hips. There is too much fat in those pictures to determine the actual size of their hips. Packing 15 double cheeseburgers a day on top of your hips will do that.

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Old 01-18-2013, 09:07 AM
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Do you all realize that it is physically impossible for her to wipe her own arse?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:13 AM
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uhhh.....we do now. Thanks Fred?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:19 AM
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Do you all realize that it is physically impossible for her to wipe her own arse?
What did you think those kids where doing back there?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:24 AM
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Her husband looks like a chunky Emmit Smith.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:31 AM
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Dinosaurs have wide hips. This woman is fat.
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Looks like she is smuggling a bean bag chair.
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Her special little friend is a telephone pole.
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Why, may I ask, have you chosen to show these pictures to us??

I'm thinking you may be an individual with the psychological disorder commonly known as "the urge to repulse"...
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:07 PM
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Camel toe looks like a king sized mattress folded in half.
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I have to agree with Sunset. Naked and saran wrapped is the only thing that could have made this worse. The sad part is, one of you poor fellows is probably ruining a sock over pics of this chunk!
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Looks like her pockets are full of cheeseburgers....
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:23 PM
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That's just awful. Wow.
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I have to agree with Sunset. Naked and saran wrapped is the only thing that could have made this worse. The sad part is, one of you poor fellows is probably ruining a sock over pics of this chunk!

probably stripsNtn...lol
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:54 PM
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Her pants look like burlap sacks filled with creamed corn and door knobs.
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