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Old 01-23-2013, 03:47 PM
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What's the point?

"This C-string looks like sexy underwear in the front, with a thong-style strip at rear, it has nothing at all in sides. Thong has a flexible internal frame that hugs and holds it to the body without any other straps."



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Old 01-23-2013, 03:58 PM
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it looks like a a parasite from a horror movie.
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The point?

I have to use less of my imagination. These things have to be designed by guys.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:09 PM
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What's the point?

"This C-string looks like sexy underwear in the front, with a thong-style strip at rear, it has nothing at all in sides. Thong has a flexible internal frame that hugs and holds it to the body without any other straps."



http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...aumsworld0f-20
Why spend the money on that? Just go commando.

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Old 01-23-2013, 04:15 PM
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Why spend the money on that? Just go commando.

That's what I'm saying!

I wonder what my wife's reaction would be if I ordered one for her? I'm fairly certain she'd either laugh or hit me. Actually wearing it wouldn't be an option I don't think.

Maybe I could wear it...
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:25 PM
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That's what I'm saying!

I wonder what my wife's reaction would be if I ordered one for her? I'm fairly certain she'd either laugh or hit me. Actually wearing it wouldn't be an option I don't think.

Maybe I could wear it...

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Old 01-23-2013, 04:40 PM
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Ooo amazon has new and used deals.
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I see nothing wrong with it. Some dresses have high slits or bare sides. This kind of underwear gives the illusion that there isn't any.
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That thing just looks really uncomfortable.

I never understood why women where these things. I know it's so no panty lines show but man it has to be uncomfortable constantly having your underwear in you butt crack.
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I don't understand the need for the anal probe, but maybe it's more comfortable than a plug. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
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I don't understand the need for the anal probe, but maybe it's more comfortable than a plug. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
That was the exact thought I had. It won't be long before someone sues because they put it on wrong. You shouldn't need directions for your underwear.
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That's what I'm saying!

I wonder what my wife's reaction would be if I ordered one for her? I'm fairly certain she'd either laugh or hit me. Actually wearing it wouldn't be an option I don't think.

Maybe I could wear it...
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:48 PM
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That was the exact thought I had. It won't be long before someone sues because they put it on wrong. You shouldn't need directions for your underwear.
LOL Does it come with lube, or is that extra?
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I don't understand the need for the anal probe,
You would if you tried the model with large beads on the anal probe portion.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:14 PM
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In all seriousness the point is you can take it off while standing (or dancing) without having to slide it all the way down around your feet.

Also would work under an outfit with a slit all the way up the side.
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:16 PM
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The only item where the used ones are more expensive than the new.
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I don't understand the need for the anal probe, but maybe it's more comfortable than a plug. Whatever floats your boat I guess.
It's called Saturday night at shady's house, duh
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Why spend the money on that? Just go commando.

I asked the wife, Short tight dress no ,lines and no crotch shot getting out of a car
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Oh crap. You were there that night with Tia's friend Kat?
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Oh crap. You were there that night with Tia's friend Kat?
Yeah, whatever it's name was.
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Like ear muffs for your... uh...
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Muff muffs?
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Is Velcro included? What if she's shaved?
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I suppose it would be singular, since you're only muffing one side.
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The point?

I have to use less of my imagination. These things have to be designed by guys.
Guys dont want their women wearing $60 underwear... when the whole point is getting them out of the underwear why spend big bucks.
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