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Old 01-27-2013, 03:12 PM
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I was on post 292 when I realized that I was being thoroughly entertained basically because this guy is so dedicated to prove to everyone he is every bit as pathetic as advertised.
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Old 01-27-2013, 03:23 PM
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She told me she wanted something long. But it wasn't a term or relationship. If ya know what i mean.
Did u tell her u weren't qualified?
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:16 PM
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:22 PM
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Did u tell her u weren't qualified?
We both know she told me because she knows i'm over qualified.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:14 PM
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Sorry guys. I was just messing with JC. Mainly because he won't stop texting my Mom. She clearly told him she didn't want a long term relationship.
Tell her I said what's up and that um down for a 1 nighter....
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:57 PM
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Tell her I said what's up and that um down for a 1 nighter....
Take a number and have a seat.

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Old 01-27-2013, 09:14 PM
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Take a number and get in line.
Neek's mom is old news to me.

Been there, done that and I'm reminded of it every time I pee.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:20 PM
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Neek's mom is old news to me.

Been there, done that and I'm reminded of it every time I pee.
Because you sit down just like her??
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:01 PM
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Because you sit down just like her??
Haha.

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Old 01-27-2013, 11:16 PM
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You are all dirty, dirty men.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:51 AM
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Neek's mom is old news to me.

Been there, done that and I'm reminded of it every time I pee.
They make a cream for that, shake. Neek probably has some layin around.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:14 AM
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Nobody accused Johnny, that was a joke on Neek's part.

Sitting back on this whole thing, and going through this thread for the past week, I think everyone who has spoken from the heart, posted their life experiences, as well, of course, posting pics of themselves or a Facebook account that matches up, etc., should be considered trustworthy.

Eox is of course real, Meg is real, Denny I've seen in person (should've said hi, my wussy self...), Paulie is real, all of the old-timers of this board are real; whether you have met them or not (Paulie is the only guy I have), they have exposed so much of themselves that these people cannot be fake. Mikey himself, posted all that crud and everything matches up, plus people have met him; he's real.

I think those of us where the site has become a part of our lives (at least, our internet lives), none of us can be fake, as why would we invest so much time and energy on something that we did not have a passion for? Notice that TB and the alts rarely, if ever, posted in JN, while the rest of us have over 75% of our posts in that board.

Whether you guys or real or not, I enjoy talking with virtually each and every one of you, as well I acknowledge all of you to be real, true people (unless you've been exposed). Even if you aren't, big deal; I'm an open person and I will tell my lifestory to anyone or anything, if they're interested.

Plus, I'm in Canada so while I'm not a threat to any of you, none of you are any threat to me


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Old 01-28-2013, 08:46 AM
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:21 PM
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:07 PM
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Sorry guys. I was just messing with JC. Mainly because he won't stop texting my Mom. She clearly told him she didn't want a long term relationship.
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She told me she wanted something long. But it wasn't a term or relationship. If ya know what i mean.
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Did u tell her u weren't qualified?
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Tell her I said what's up and that um down for a 1 nighter....
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Neek's mom is old news to me.

Been there, done that and I'm reminded of it every time I pee.
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They make a cream for that, shake. Neek probably has some layin around.
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:30 AM
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Nobody accused Johnny, that was a joke on Neek's part.
Actually, there were several accusations that it was me. Some joking (maybe)....some not (maybe again). I saw a bunch of them with my own eyes, and heard about a bunch more through other people. All of those posts are now deleted. It's the mods controlling the paranoia. Thanks, moderators.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:11 AM
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Actually, there were several accusations that it was me. Some joking (maybe)....some not (maybe again). I saw a bunch of them with my own eyes, and heard about a bunch more through other people. All of those posts are now deleted. It's the mods controlling the paranoia. Thanks, moderators.
I have the google cached page as it appeared on Jan 25th.............PM me if you would like the link.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:07 PM
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Actually, there were several accusations that it was me. Some joking (maybe)....some not (maybe again). I saw a bunch of them with my own eyes, and heard about a bunch more through other people. All of those posts are now deleted. It's the mods controlling the paranoia. Thanks, moderators.
No, I know that.

i was merely referring to the joke post of Neek's.

You're one of us Johnny, we all know that!
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:19 PM
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And upon reading Mikey's half-arsed response on the Klotsch site, I do believe that it was him, and not a "hacker" as he claimed. .
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:22 PM
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Why haven't the mods deleted his old posts?
Or at least change his location. Lol.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:25 PM
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And upon reading Mikey's half-arsed response on the Klotsch site, I do believe that it was him, and not a "hacker" as he claimed. .
hes troubled.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:28 PM
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Understatement of the year
Jeez, I leave for a bit and everything falls apart. WTF happened in here?
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:17 PM
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Wow, so I spent most of my work day reading this thread and the first thing that comes to mind is wow. Sociopathic comes to mind, as well as egotistical. The claims that this man is intelligent is completely false, especially when he lives with pessimistic self proclaimed pretenses of humanity. I find so much of what he says to be hypocritical. See, I'm attending College for my Psychology degree and understand the needs, the desires and the scientific possibilites you can come up with in studying people. This is not studying people.


All this takes is a small man, with an ego too big to be captured into one account. This does not take an idea, a plan or anything, just free time. This is no different than telling a story for entertainment. He failed in his experiments. For every bad person in this world (or two faced insert other adjectives) there is someone equally as great or better.


This is sick, to say the least. Wow.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:21 PM
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And upon reading Mikey's half-arsed response on the Klotsch site, I do believe that it was him, and not a "hacker" as he claimed. .
Where is Mikey's response. I looked for it but cant find it.
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