Trained animal clothing

[fredtoast]

Sometimes I just hate going to all the trouble of putting on clothes. I would like to come up with a line of trained animals that could act as clothing. So instead of me having to get up and put on my pants I could just call for my team of trained squirrels that would cling to my body in such a way as to cover all my private parts.

Then when I get back from the store I don't have to worry about folding my clothes and putting them away. Instead I just let the squirrels go back to playing. Just think of all the time and work this would save.

What do you guys think?

[ICKYSHUFFLE]

It would take Leopard and Cheetah prints to a new level....all you have to do is keep up.

[ICKYSHUFFLE]

The squirrel thing could get a little scary if one gets hungry.

[wildcats forever]

Also is a great budget saver - no laundry expenses whatsoever. And no more new clothes to purchase! Then there's lower food and entertainment costs due to the fact your friends would be kinda weirded out and would just stop hanging out with ya .....

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Sometimes I just hate going to all the trouble of putting on clothes. I would like to come up with a line of trained animals that could act as clothing. So instead of me having to get up and put on my pants I could just call for my team of trained squirrels that would cling to my body in such a way as to cover all my private parts.

Then when I get back from the store I don't have to worry about folding my clothes and putting them away. Instead I just let the squirrels go back to playing. Just think of all the time and work this would save.

What do you guys think?

you want a bunch of squrriels to hide your nuts?

Im sure they wont have a problem with that

[Blitzberg06]

I seriously just got mind ****ed by this thread

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by Blitzberg06

I seriously just got mind ****ed by this thread

[BengaliJack]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Sometimes I just hate going to all the trouble of putting on clothes. I would like to come up with a line of trained animals that could act as clothing. So instead of me having to get up and put on my pants I could just call for my team of trained squirrels that would cling to my body in such a way as to cover all my private parts.

Then when I get back from the store I don't have to worry about folding my clothes and putting them away. Instead I just let the squirrels go back to playing. Just think of all the time and work this would save.

What do you guys think?

Is it even possible to come up with a lazier idea then this? Getting dressed is the easiest part of my day....I'd much rather fix the traffic, the cost of living, the idiots I have to endure, the problems with racism, the stink from the bathroom at work......I can go on and on. BTW ..If you really want to have something cling to your skin to replace your clothes....take about 5 queen bees and strap one to each limb, and one around your neck...I'm sure her friends will show up and help you out with that one.

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by BengaliJack

Is it even possible to come up with a lazier idea then this? Getting dressed is the easiest part of my day....I'd much rather fix the traffic, the cost of living, the idiots I have to endure, the problems with racism, the stink from the bathroom at work......I can go on and on. BTW ..If you really want to have something cling to your skin to replace your clothes....take about 5 queen bees and strap one to each limb, and one around your neck...I'm sure her friends will show up and help you out with that one.

[Lolli]

Originally Posted by fredtoast

Sometimes I just hate going to all the trouble of putting on clothes. I would like to come up with a line of trained animals that could act as clothing. So instead of me having to get up and put on my pants I could just call for my team of trained squirrels that would cling to my body in such a way as to cover all my private parts.

Then when I get back from the store I don't have to worry about folding my clothes and putting them away. Instead I just let the squirrels go back to playing. Just think of all the time and work this would save.

What do you guys think?

You know, squirrels like to take nuts and bury them, right?


*****edit*****BF24 beat me to it.

[Sabretooth]

I think the guy wearing cats instead of boots commercial inspired you.

[Carp]

Hey man, are those buttholes all over your pants?