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Klotsch Exchange recipes, talk about movies, comment on Jessica Simpson or anything you want. Just do it here instead of ruining someone else's football-related topic.

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Old 01-31-2013, 06:53 PM
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How is there 45 pages of **** in this thread.
You keep posting.
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:34 PM
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:53 PM
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How is there 45 pages of **** in this thread.
We'll hit 50 by the weekend.

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Old 01-31-2013, 09:21 PM
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Wow. I thought it'd be awhile before I seen a thread top my "Carson Palmer's legacy" thread (940 posts, 38 pages).

We may as well sticky this thread and make it a permanent spot for chat.
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Can I get a cliff's notes version of this thread by someone not named Tiger Blood?
I am with you, what is going on? What is starting again? I better start prepping for a disaster. =)
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:22 PM
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I am with you, what is going on? What is starting again? I better start prepping for a disaster. =)
Tiger Blood claimed he was still alive and his account was simply hacked...

Nobody believed him.

Tiger blood then acted like he found the lord.

Nobody believed him.

Everyone went on a witch hunt to figure out who was actually behind this.

Mikey was blamed.

Mikey admitted to it.

Everyone believed him.

Mikey then denied it and claimed his account was hacked.

Nobody believed him.
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Tiger Blood claimed he was still alive and his account was simply hacked...

Nobody believed him.

Tiger blood then acted like he found the lord.

Nobody believed him.

Everyone went on a witch hunt to figure out who was actually behind this.

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Mikey admitted to it.

Everyone believed him.

Mikey then denied it and claimed his account was hacked.

Nobody believed him.
Fixed it. Nobody blamed him before he admitted it.
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Wow. This **** is better than an episode of Battlestar Galactica. Everyone scrambling around cause they figured out the Cylons can look like them now. "Frak you skinjob, I saw a pic of you at a game...banging two other skinjobs." "Toss him out the airlock."

This has to be the most entertaining thread I've ever read, I guess I should check out klotsch more often. Someone said a common thread to all of these alts is personal tragedy surrounding them, but I'd like to throw another trait out there.....intentional stupidity. The guy is trying to get bashed so he takes many of these characters over the top with their denseness. So who else fits that bill? I think we all know TommyC is another one of his skinjobs. Loves to stir the pot with a religous theme. So I guess SSF was right when he said getting the old P&R canned was the most epic troll job ever. It literally was a troll job.

Also, Umkumbas is obviously a skinjob. Not sure if he's this guy's handywork, but he's somebody's.
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:35 AM
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Tiger Blood claimed he was still alive and his account was simply hacked...

Nobody believed him.

Tiger Blood then went on to insult everyone and plant seeds of suspicion.

Tiger blood then acted like he found the lord.

Nobody believed him.

Everyone went on a witch hunt to figure out who was actually behind this.

Mikey admitted to it.

Everyone believed him.

Mikey then denied it and claimed his account was hacked.

Nobody believed him.
Fixed again, because there was a step that was missed.
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:55 AM
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Fixed again, because there was a step that was missed.
Then Mikey came back as "Mikey's friend" and said Mikey was innocent.

Nobody believed him.
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:05 AM
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This thread is as confusing as women
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Wow. I thought it'd be awhile before I seen a thread top my "Carson Palmer's legacy" thread (940 posts, 38 pages).

We may as well sticky this thread and make it a permanent spot for chat.

You take great pride in that I see...
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:18 AM
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Fixed again, because there was a step that was missed.
Nobody mentioned the porn. mixed with the hate. Funny, but you don't find those two things mixed together very often.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:36 AM
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Nobody mentioned the porn. mixed with the hate. Funny, but you don't find those two things mixed together very often.
Depends on what kind of porn you're into.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:51 AM
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Nobody mentioned the porn. mixed with the hate. Funny, but you don't find those two things mixed together very often.
You've obviously never seen SCS's home videos.
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You've obviously never seen SCS's home videos.
You do take the beatings rather well.
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Old 02-01-2013, 08:58 AM
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You do take the beatings rather well.
I've trained well. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dong.
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:19 AM
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I've trained well. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dong.
Hmmm....So then why don't you dodge it?
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Hmmm....So then why don't you dodge it?
That's none of your business SCS
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That's none of your business SCS
It's my "business" that you say you can dodge but don't.
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Depends on what kind of porn you're into.
Good point. I kind of like X-Art girl-on-girl stuff. I don't go for the S&M stuff.
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It's my "business" that you say you can dodge but don't.
It's all part of my Ruse.
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It's all part of my Ruse.
I'm wondering what the end game could be if you have to constantly take a weiner to the face.
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I'm wondering what the end game could be if you have to constantly take a weiner to the face.
Ummmmm let me just back out S L O W L Y..............I was never here........
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