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Old 02-01-2013, 12:54 AM
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Default Ron Mexico is dead.

It's true.

He died in Las Vegas due to a strippers 5 inch heel to his head.
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:30 AM
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I want to learn about American humour... is that supposed to be funny?

(And am I really naive or stupid as hell because I was honestly shocked at first when I saw that headline?)
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I want to learn about American humour... is that supposed to be funny?

(And am I really naive or stupid as hell because I was honestly shocked at first when I saw that headline?)
Stupid as hell.
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:15 AM
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Cool, he's been posting posthumously for over a year now.
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New York Times reported the following: The Ron Mexico Zombie is alive and well in an undisclosed location in the Nevada desert. The last sighting of the Ron Mexico Zombie was on Jan 22 when several bystanders at a Las Vegas Starbucks internet cafee were attacked by a foggy eyed undead man fitting Rons description while screaming "Mike Brown make bad choices......must COMPLAIN" and "Brains......me like Brains!!!" It was reported that the RMZ reportedly was satisfied after drinking several cups of coffee, gnawing on a dead racoon in the parking lot and posting on an undisclosed NFL message board using one of the patrons computers. NY TIMES
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I want to learn about American humour... is that supposed to be funny?

(And am I really naive or stupid as hell because I was honestly shocked at first when I saw that headline?)
weirder things have happened... When i read the article i tried to think if rex ryan was from ohio.
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Stupid as hell.
thanks for clearing that up for me...

(btw. by headline I didn't mean the newspaper, but the thread headline)
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thanks for clearing that up for me...

(btw. by headline I didn't mean the newspaper, but the thread headline)

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It was later determined that the Stripper was Johnny Cupcakes.
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It was later determined that the Stripper was Johnny Cupcakes.

Do you remember what his name was before that?
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:34 AM
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There must be some mistake. The stripper in that story was a woman. This can't be our Ron/Johnny.
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:40 AM
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There must be some mistake. The stripper in that story was a woman. This can't be our Ron/Johnny.
At first glance I thought you said Ron Jeremy
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:41 AM
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In other news...

Ron Jeremy in LA hospital after aneurysm.

http://www.freep.com/article/2013020...sey=nav%7Chead
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:47 AM
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In other news...

Ron Jeremy in LA hospital after aneurysm.

http://www.freep.com/article/2013020...sey=nav%7Chead
Worst mustache ever.........but the dude has gotten more tail then I will in 50 lifetimes.
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Worst mustache ever.........but the dude has gotten more tail then I will in 50 lifetimes.

I'm pretty sure that Neek will be flying out to console the legend.
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I'm pretty sure that Neek will be flying out to console the legend.
Catching a connecting flight right now. Poor guy. I'm actually his stunt dong.
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Catching a connecting flight right now. Poor guy. I'm actually his stunt dong.

Wow, must be a tough life, having to service all the smelly skanks while he gets all the clean, fresh tail..
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Wow, must be a tough life, having to service all the smelly skanks while he gets all the clean, fresh tail..

I don't think you quite understand...neek's whole body is the stund double for RJ's dong.
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I don't think you quite understand...neek's whole body is the stund double for RJ's dong.
Please point me in the direction of the "non wiener" discussion threads
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I don't think you quite understand...neek's whole body is the stund double for RJ's dong.

He must have really done something bad in his previous life, to have to go bareback, head first, into all of those disease-riddled smegma pits.
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