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Old 02-01-2013, 11:16 AM
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He must have really done something bad in his previous life, to have to go bareback, head first, into all of those disease-riddled smegma pits.
Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.
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Old 02-01-2013, 11:21 AM
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Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.
I thought your motto was:

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Old 02-01-2013, 03:10 PM
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Dudes, I cannot be killed. It is however, very possible, for one man's mind to be completely broken by the city of Las Vegas. I've seen things that I can't unsee. Life may never be the same.

And the mountains of Utah are almost just as bad....
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one5one3

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First annual one5one3/Johnny Cupcakes/Ron Mexico #1 fan award!!! Woohoo!
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:11 PM
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Dudes, I cannot be killed. It is however, very possible, for one man's mind to be completely broken by the city of Las Vegas. I've seen things that I can't unsee. Life may never be the same.

And the mountains of Utah are almost just as bad....
WALKER! aim for the head!!!!

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First annual one5one3/Johnny Cupcakes/Ron Mexico #1 fan award!!! Woohoo!
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It's true.

He died in Las Vegas due to a strippers 5 inch heel to his head.
That be the only thing 5 inches in length connected to his head
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Catching a connecting flight right now. Poor guy. I'm actually his stunt dong.
I didn't know he did gay porn too
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:19 PM
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There must be some mistake. The stripper in that story was a woman. This can't be our Ron/Johnny.
Either

A. It was a drag queen strip club or...

B. He was there with an "associate"



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Catching a connecting flight right now. Poor guy. I'm actually his stunt dong.
And here I thought RJ had developed herpes from all the years in porn.
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