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Old 02-08-2013, 06:08 PM
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Kids, don't try this at home... or anywhere else for that matter!

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite

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A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his cellphone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard a ring tone emanating from his rear end, according to a hospital official.

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset, together with an accompanying hands-free kit, from his rectum.
I suppose you would need a hands-free kit for that particular arrangement.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:12 PM
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You would think he'd be smart enough to turn off the ringer, lol. Then again, if he was so smart, he wouldn't be in prison hiding a cell phone in his butt.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:14 PM
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You would think he'd be smart enough to turn off the ringer, lol. Then again, if he was so smart, he wouldn't be in prison hiding a cell phone in his butt.
If you set it to vibrate, would you have bowel movements all the time?
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:16 PM
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If you set it to vibrate, would you have bowel movements all the time?
What if he sets it to vibrate and he dies from shaken baby syndrome?

For those who don't get it, his brain is in his butt.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:21 PM
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Now thats a phone call telemarketers can relate too.
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If you set it to vibrate, would you have bowel movements all the time?

Imagine the sticky situation that could occur if he should happen to enjoy the prostate massage from the phones vibration...in front of the guards.
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Imagine the sticky situation that could occur if he should happen to enjoy the prostate massage from the phones vibration...in front of the guards.
Whats a prostate massage? Explain please
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:27 PM
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Whats a prostate massage? Explain please

Just google it...
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What was Sunset doing in Sri Lankan?
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Whats a prostate massage? Explain please
Ask a gay friend.
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Kids, don't try this at home... or anywhere else for that matter!

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite



I suppose you would need a hands-free kit for that particular arrangement.
For some reason, your sig pic is fitting for this post and makes it even funnier. Or is it just me????
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You're not his friend?
Of course I am. Why would you say that? Is it because I referred him to you?
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Now I know what they mean by "talkin out your azz"....
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I hope this guy doesn't have three-way calling!
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Nothing like a little Android for your hemmerroids!
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