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Normally, I don't like stuff like this because of violence. But this one had me ROLF!!!

For those who don't know, this is a spoof on the prank video that was viral a couple of months back were they have the lights go out in an elevator, have this creepy girl sneak in the compartment in the dark, and then film the peoples' scared reactions. This guy's reaction was a little different! And, no, I don't believe anyone was actually harmed in this video.
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:29 AM
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So, I took your advice and danced like no one was watching....My court date is later this month!!
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"The Steelers drafted guys who were bigger, stronger and faster than I, but they never found one who could take my job away from me." Jack Lambert
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THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On each floor the signs on the doors read:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

THE WIFE STORE

Floor 1 - has wives that love sex.

Floor 2 - has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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Find the cat

Found it!!!
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Found it!!!
Me too.
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I was going to post "Calvin would be proud!"

Then I saw this:

"real-calvin-and-hobbes-snowmen"

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It's right there, next to the old electric motor.
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Which one?































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Bottom right corner, inside the Chinese take out box.

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Bottom right corner, inside the Chinese take out box.

I knew he was joking about the second cat but now I'm looking for the chinese take out box............and can't find it.
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Normally, I don't like stuff like this because of violence. But this one had me ROLF!!!

For those who don't know, this is a spoof on the prank video that was viral a couple of months back were they have the lights go out in an elevator, have this creepy girl sneak in the compartment in the dark, and then film the peoples' scared reactions. This guy's reaction was a little different! And, no, I don't believe anyone was actually harmed in this video.
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hahahaha....

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