Public Bathroom Wisdom on the Walls

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Be like dad, not like sis. Lift the seat when you take a p**s.

Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to poop and only farted.

Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand.

[SunsetBengal]

for a good time, call nebuchandezzars wife.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Small minds talk about other people
Average minds talk about events
Genius minds talk about ideas

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Originally Posted by SunsetBengal

for a good time, call nebuchandezzars wife.

Yeah yeah, I knew it was coming.

To err is human
To really screw up takes whiskey

[VCU Rams]

always been a fan of bathroom tennis...look left, look right...it got me and still cracks me up ha.

[SunsetBengal]

A few years ago, after Ohio St. lost in a couple of National Championship games, I read this one.

How are the Buckeyes like a bag of weed?

They both get smoked in bowls...

[THEBURG]

I used to like the one down south on the bathroom walls, "black is beautiful, tan is grand, but white is the color of the big boss man" it really pizzes them off they can't say it now.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Originally Posted by SunsetBengal

A few years ago, after Ohio St. lost in a couple of National Championship games, I read this one.

How are the Buckeyes like a bag of weed?

They both get smoked in bowls...

What's amazing is how true it is too, lol.


Notre Dame, more like Notre Lame

[Shady]

Who first got the idea for glory holes?

[VCU Rams]

Originally Posted by Shady

Who first got the idea for glory holes?

some pervert

[Shady]

Originally Posted by VCU Rams

some pervert

Yeah, but it seems a little risky to me, even if I was a perv, and I'm not...I don't care what you hear.

[crispy]

Originally Posted by Shady

Yeah, but it seems a little risky to me, even if I was a perv, and I'm not...I don't care what you hear.

Makes ya wonder doesn't it? I'd be afraid someone would grab a hold and try and pull it out by the root.