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Old 01-17-2013, 01:15 PM
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Ive never had a problem getting 2 drunk girls to make out with each other.
your mom and sister do NOT count
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:16 PM
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i could see that
That is a big wiener.


BTW I have seen that photo thousands of times, but I have never noticed that it says "Carson Palmer, ALL PRO QUARTERBACK" at the bottom. Palmer was never an All Pro. Not even close.
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Dood. You hadda bring that back outta the closet? I just got over the freaking nightmares!

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Old 01-17-2013, 01:18 PM
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mom died when I was nine try a more orginal insult
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Ive never had a problem getting 2 drunk girls to make out with each other.
This only proves that when there is 2 women and you in a room they would rather make out with each other than the other option...you.
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That is a big wiener.


BTW I have seen that photo thousands of times, but I have never noticed that it says "Carson Palmer, ALL PRO QUARTERBACK" at the bottom. Palmer was never an All Pro. Not even close.

2006 or 2007-he came in 6th in voting and he was invited as the backup. I only remember because his first pass was a bomb to Stinko-40 yards and a TD.
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That is a big wiener.


BTW I have seen that photo thousands of times, but I have never noticed that it says "Carson Palmer, ALL PRO QUARTERBACK" at the bottom. Palmer was never an All Pro. Not even close.
I guess Pro Bowl MVP and being named to the ALL Pro team doesnt count then?
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This only proves that when there is 2 women and you in a room they would rather make out with each other than the other option...you.
Its the first step of my master plan...

Also a Bottle of tequila can get a dozen girls to compare boobs.
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Its the first step of my master plan...

Also a Bottle of tequila can get a dozen girls to compare boobs.
That is what they want you to think.
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That is what they want you to think.

Careful, now, Duke. I think read on the internet somewhere he's one of the producers for "Girls Gone Mild".
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Careful, now, Duke. I think read on the internet somewhere he's one of the producers for "Girls Gone Mild".

You might draw Duke's attention better if you said "Men gone ape****"
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You might draw Duke's attention better if you said "Men gone ape****"
You misspelled Neek again.
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Maybe, but that genre of videos is not on my Netflix playlist.
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2006 or 2007-he came in 6th in voting and he was invited as the backup. I only remember because his first pass was a bomb to Stinko-40 yards and a TD.
That is PRO BOWL. There are a lot of QBs that make the Pro Bowl team every year. There is only ONE QB that gets the ALL PRO honor each year.

I know there are lots of All Pro teams and some of them have second and third strings, but I don't think Palmer was ever named All Pro.
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