Will Paint For Tickets (I only need 1)

[WHO-DEY-POHL]

I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. I'll deduct the face value of your ticket from the labor portion of any bid in addition to any discount I may be running at the time. The following is the text of the add which I am currently running on Craig's List:

Get Your Deck Ready For Summer!

I am a displaced worker attempting to launch a business on a minimal budget. After years of continuous employment both inside the painting industry and elsewhere I was laid off in November. Now I am relying upon my experience to create a job for myself. By doing so, I am hoping to be able to grow to the point where I can employ others in the process. I have been painting since I left the Navy in 1992. I am honest and hard-working, and would like the opportunity to bid on your job.

Some of the services we offer:

Roofing
Demolition
Interior/Exterior Painting
Pressure Washing
Fence/Deck Preservation and rejuvenation
Masonry Sealing
Window Glazing
Window Cleaning
Gutter Cleaning

10% off all labor and materials (with documentation) for the proud parents and spouses of members of any branch of the U.S. Military. (Active Duty/Active Reserves) THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

If your project isn't listed, call us anyway! If I don't do it, I probably know someone who can be trusted who does.

*My contact info is my sig, or send me a pm. I'm very much open to working for more than one game ticket.