Bathroom Flooded

[Orange and Black Attack]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Well, being crippled doesn't qualify as weird. Others on here who can't see a joke though, qualify as weird. Especially people with the personality of a small twig.

But she's all yours! And you aren't weird.

Why do you keep saying weird? It's really weird.

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Orange and Black Attack

Why do you keep saying weird? It's really weird.

Are you asking me why I'm saying weird, and then stating that it's weird? First off, that's weird. And B ) any way I answer that will be weird.

EDIT: Weirdo!

[bradfritz21]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Well, being crippled doesn't qualify as weird. Others on here who can't see a joke though, qualify as weird. Especially people with the personality of a small twig.

But she's all yours! And you aren't weird.

You need higher standards

By the way, I'm not weird, but having a fetish for cripples would definitely be weird (trust me, I've met some girls that are bat**** crazy, but God bless them ).

[Orange and Black Attack]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Are you asking me why I'm saying weird, and then stating that it's weird? First off, that's weird. And B ) any way I answer that will be weird.

EDIT: Weirdo!

[Ben zoo 2]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

I sit down to pee, on top of a 3 foot step ladder. Toilet water is cold.

And deep. Yeah, we know. Now wake up, you're dreaming

[Gonzo MFR]

Ummmmm, I don't know , but your name is Brad and you SAT DOWN on the toilet to pee??
OK....

[bradfritz21]

Originally Posted by Gonzo MFR

Ummmmm, I don't know , but your name is Brad and you SAT DOWN on the toilet to pee??
OK....

What makes this one all the more funny is we just went over this eight hours earlier in this very thread.......... the power of reading

Originally Posted by SunsetBengal

Brad is disabled. He has no choice. If you ask him, he might tell you the entire story about how he became that way.

Actually, looking back on this post, I'm highly offended............. the correct term is crippled.

Carry on

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

Brad- I'm sending over my best worker. Your pipe will be fixed, post haste!

Tell her to bring plenty of this.



RectorSeal® Pipe Lube


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Rector Seal is the only type BJ will use. And he is the expert on these boards.

[browns town bengal]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

I hope you had a helluva p iss, Arnold!

Fast times

[fredtoast]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

I hope you had a helluva p iss, Arnold!

Don't worry. You can do better than All-American Burger.

[browns town bengal]

Originally Posted by Bengal4ever68

You sit down when you pee?...Lol

[Bengal4ever68]

Originally Posted by bradfritz21

I get out of the shower, get halfway dressed, and sit on the toilet to pee. I get finished and start to put on my socks before I even get up and pull up my pants.

All the sudden, I hear something that sounds like bamboo sticks snapping, so I'm like what the hell, and it feels like I'm caught in the middle of a storm because water starts pouring on my head.

I get up (with my pants still around my ankles), look behind me and see a pipe flying all around.

I'm flipping out, so I start yelling help in my brother's doorway (my addition is connected to his house), and nobody replies. I'm thinking that my entire place will be under water by the time someone gets home.

Luckily, he finally hears me (he was giving his kids a bath), and comes over and stops it (still not sure how he did it).

Needless to say, I'm rolling around in a few inches of water.

Sorry, just had to vent.

I apologize for the comment i made Brad. I'm truly sorry & had no idea.

[Bengal4ever68]

Originally Posted by bradfritz21

Don't tease

AWKWARD..................... lol.

Long-story short, was 15 and best friends and I played a drunken game of chicken with a tree............... I still call it a draw

Three month coma, declared brain dead, and woke up not able to walk or talk at all.

I can walk some now and talk a little bit, but I'm normally in a wheelchair.



I stand up to do it sometimes, but, like I said, I was getting dressed, and my balance isn't good enough to trust trying to put my pants on while standing up (have done it before, which, if I'm holding on to the counter or something, sometimes it works out, but sometimes I have to sit down because I can't do it and sometimes it ends with me on the ground........... sometimes bleeding from the head ).

I apologize, & i'm sorry to hear that.

[bradfritz21]

Originally Posted by Bengal4ever68

I apologize for the comment i made Brad. I'm truly sorry & had no idea.

Originally Posted by Bengal4ever68

I apologize, & i'm sorry to hear that.

No apologies needed

We all got a good laugh from it

Seriously, though, you can probably tell that it's all good.......... it's not even about being "ok" with it, it's just about me seeing myself as being the same as everyone else because, yeah, I can't walk much or talk much, but I can still think (sorta), enjoy life, give people ****, and take **** from people, so the rest is just details.

I'm not bitter at all because it's just life, so no worries

[Bengal4ever68]

Originally Posted by bradfritz21

No apologies needed

We all got a good laugh from it

Seriously, though, you can probably tell that it's all good.......... it's not even about being "ok: with it, it's just about me seeing myself as being the same as everyone else because, yeah, I can't walk much or talk much, but I can still think (sorta), enjoy life, give people ****, and take **** from people, so the rest is just details.

I'm not bitter at all because it's just life, so no worries

Lol alright, i'm glad there's no hard feelings.

[Slappy from New Haven]

Originally Posted by bradfritz21

I get out of the shower, get halfway dressed, and sit on the toilet to pee. I get finished and start to put on my socks before I even get up and pull up my pants.

All the sudden, I hear something that sounds like bamboo sticks snapping, so I'm like what the hell, and it feels like I'm caught in the middle of a storm because water starts pouring on my head.

I get up (with my pants still around my ankles), look behind me and see a pipe flying all around.

I'm flipping out, so I start yelling help in my brother's doorway (my addition is connected to his house), and nobody replies. I'm thinking that my entire place will be under water by the time someone gets home.

Luckily, he finally hears me (he was giving his kids a bath), and comes over and stops it (still not sure how he did it).

Needless to say, I'm rolling around in a few inches of water.

Sorry, just had to vent.

Was it Banjanxed pipe?...you know the whole pee thing.........