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Old 12-31-2012, 01:24 AM
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I don't always agree with you Fred, but when I do its all things Bengal.





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Old 12-31-2012, 01:39 AM
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The Bengals are not good enough to deserve any of my praise.

Marvin lewis stinks as a head coach. All our wins against good teams were just lucky. The redkins weren't any good when we beat them. they would kill us know. the Giants are terrible and didn't even make the playoffs. The Ravens ran all over us and we only won because we were lucky and they didn't care. Our offense is terrible.

We do have a few good players, but Mike Brown won't pay to keep any of them around. he never does. And with Loser Lewsi as head coach we will never win a playoff game.

I only accept the best and this team is terrible. they don't deserve a fan like me. anyone who is happy today just accepts mediocrity.
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Old 12-31-2012, 02:05 AM
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Heres a prediction,Marvin Lewis will get major embarrassed in houston AGAIN, ONLY WORSE,the whole nfl has already said we are one and done and they base that on what they have seen,can't blame them. there is nothing about this offense that scares anyone. big deal andy dalton and aj green. guess what people, all teams have that a qb and a # 1 receiver.our te is a moran,no running game. no good playcalling.never a qualitiy screen play. its a joke. i could game plan against this offense.the ravens were playing third stringers and was manhandling us. this team got baled out by the defense AGAIN.by the way, mike zimmers defense is working at getting him a head coaching job. he has had it in nati. this offense stinks, the 0-line is awlful. their backups were killing our starters all game.it ****** to watch this crap.anyone on here thinks this was a quailty win are on alcohol rehab.we play like this next week,it will be another big loss.unless this offense finds a way to score 30 plus, its over.
Okay. I give. I tried to get my troll on but then fortyyearfan steps in and shows me how a pro does it.

Well played, sir. I yield the floor.
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Old 12-31-2012, 03:44 AM
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The Bengals are not good enough to deserve any of my praise.

Marvin lewis stinks as a head coach. All our wins against good teams were just lucky. The redkins weren't any good when we beat them. they would kill us know. the Giants are terrible and didn't even make the playoffs. The Ravens ran all over us and we only won because we were lucky and they didn't care. Our offense is terrible.

We do have a few good players, but Mike Brown won't pay to keep any of them around. he never does. And with Loser Lewsi as head coach we will never win a playoff game.

I only accept the best and this team is terrible. they don't deserve a fan like me. anyone who is happy today just accepts mediocrity.
Based on your rep here I'm guessing this is a sarcastic joke either way just a waste of time
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Old 12-31-2012, 04:41 AM
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It was really hard to decipher whether the Bengals were just horrible yesterday or they too didnt care about the game and was trying to play it safe.

Maualuga's performance was vomit inducing. I've never seen someone play so carefree on the field. Meanwhile Burfict was flying around everywhere.

Based on the evidence I came to conclusion that the Bengals were playing a "safe" game and trying to not show their hands to our wildcard opponent.
That's what I took from the game yesterday. Both teams were heavily resting players and I think both teams were happy with the result... The Raven's, because they avoided meeting us twice in a row. Don't worry though, the wild card game will be completely different. I really like our chances going to Texas... I definately prefer the thought of that, than a journey to New England.
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Okay. I give. I tried to get my troll on but then fortyyearfan steps in and shows me how a pro does it.

Well played, sir. I yield the floor.
He managed to pile it all in one paragraph too. He's something special.
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C'mon. where are all my backers?

Dabo?

Skyblade?

Utts?

Shamrock?

Tiger J@w

Anyone?


What are you fishing for now fred? We know your being sarcastic. Ive said all that i need to say, now let them prove they can win in the playoffs.
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:08 AM
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The Bengals are not good enough to deserve any of my praise.

Marvin lewis stinks as a head coach. All our wins against good teams were just lucky. The redkins weren't any good when we beat them. they would kill us know. the Giants are terrible and didn't even make the playoffs. The Ravens ran all over us and we only won because we were lucky and they didn't care. Our offense is terrible.

We do have a few good players, but Mike Brown won't pay to keep any of them around. he never does. And with Loser Lewsi as head coach we will never win a playoff game.

I only accept the best and this team is terrible. they don't deserve a fan like me. anyone who is happy today just accepts mediocrity.

Carson, is that you ? And what have you done with Fred ?
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Okay. I give. I tried to get my troll on but then fortyyearfan steps in and shows me how a pro does it.

Well played, sir. I yield the floor.
I guess trolling isn't your thing. Stick to what you do best ..............uh..........(what do you do best, fred?)
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:59 AM
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He managed to pile it all in one paragraph too. He's something special.
Someone should tell him

those long posts are

hard to read

if not broken up a little.



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Old 12-31-2012, 09:37 AM
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He managed to pile it all in one paragraph too. He's something special.
More like a long run on sentence.
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:55 AM
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Jon Gruden will probably leave and go to Philly when his brother accepts the HC position at Philly.

Who do we replace him with?

How about we switch Lewis and Zimmer???

After all, Marvin does hold the record for the best defensive single season stats with the 2000 Ravens!!

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Old 12-31-2012, 10:14 AM
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Fred, alas you are finally right! The Bengals don't deserve a fan like you. Now's the time to jump ship and head over the the Steeler forum. Your creative insight will surely be welcomed by the Steeler faithful. Since they are no longer playing they have plenty of time to listen to your jibberish.

You are truly a classic Fred. I'll bet your mommy always made you finish everything on your plate while drinking from your half empy glass.

Please don't watch the Bengals/Texans game next Saturday at 4:30. The Steeler fans need you to be available to console them on their forum.
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:14 AM
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C'mon. where are all my backers?

Dabo?

Skyblade?

Utts?

Shamrock?

Tiger J@w

Anyone?
Of course Sham will bite, especially when you call him out. Marv is still horrible, this offense is putrid, and the Ratbirds gave us the game (even though I think Tyrod is a better QB than Fluke-Oh). I will be hella impressed if we can actually win one on Saturday, yet I will be glued to the tube hella rootin' for my home team. There are certainly still several needs which need to be taken care of in the offseason (Reggie Bush for 1), and this is still not a Suber Bowl ready team. However, I will still be rooting for them to prove me wrong. WHO-DEY !!!!!!!
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