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Old 06-21-2012, 09:38 AM
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Maybe Marty McFly's mother is just attracted to winners?
So she's bandwagon too?
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:04 PM
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I can keep up with the 80's video smack with some Bowie.

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Old 06-21-2012, 06:06 PM
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Not worried, hell weak guys like you will be non existent in a year anyway.

You have no defense. As if family ties circa 1985 smack was not lame enough you decided to try to "spice" it up by somehow tying it into back to the future and the icing on the cake was to then relate it to incest. My god man all that work for one of the lamest threads I have ever had the displeasure of reading. Oh, and trust me that is a feat in itself considering Woodleys daily drivel that he graces us with.

Trust me when I say this, because it is for your own benefit. Just stop now and this may all go away someday and you can redeem yourself.

As for now, after reading this monstrocity you created any argument you may have is completely and utterly invalid.
Wow i get called weak and i was told your "smack" would run circles around me and i get this? Lets break your awesome little post down shall we. You clearly go for an "I dont care about this thread" feel. Which is a great way to go about it. That way when someone replies back your reply can be optional.

Yup Family Ties, I found that little jewel of a clip and wanted to share it. Also when thinking of the Fox man its safe to say back to the future is what pops in your mind. So i made a Back to the Future refference, and im sure everyone knew that the most awkward part was the mother trying to jump her sons bones. So i threw the "icing on the cake" into the mix. I think of it as more of the punchline. You know the humor part in which you're clearly lacking. I could of threw in another punchline maybe asking if you steeler fans turn into a werewolf too when your mom touches your naughty spot. But then again Beasty and Steelers are two words that just dont fit together.

All that work I put into the topic? Are you serious? It was a link and 25 words. So yea, Geeereat job with that one. The Irony is the 10 times the size post coming from you talking bout the work i put in. So i decided to put some work in.

So in closing... This is how breaking down a post is done.
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:18 PM
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Enforcing the 50 post rule would be merciful at this point, wouldn't it?
Why? It didn't do you any good.
See the "observation thread". A real classic there Wayne.
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:25 PM
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:38 PM
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Not worried, hell weak guys like you will be non existent in a year anyway.

You have no defense. As if family ties circa 1985 smack was not lame enough you decided to try to "spice" it up by somehow tying it into back to the future and the icing on the cake was to then relate it to incest. My god man all that work for one of the lamest threads I have ever had the displeasure of reading. Oh, and trust me that is a feat in itself considering Woodleys daily drivel that he graces us with.

Trust me when I say this, because it is for your own benefit. Just stop now and this may all go away someday and you can redeem yourself.

As for now, after reading this monstrocity you created any argument you may have is completely and utterly invalid.
Quit your crying. You cant smack, so you whine. You whine about this thread, yet your babble here has significantly contributed to this threads post count.

Keeping you busy and out of your moms hair must mean this thread has a useful purpose, right dukie boy?
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:41 PM
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:09 PM
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Quit your crying. You cant smack, so you whine. You whine about this thread, yet your babble here has significantly contributed to this threads post count.

Keeping you busy and out of your moms hair must mean this thread has a useful purpose, right dukie boy?
When's the last time you actually smacked a Bengal fan? In every one of your posts in this thread you're attacking Steeler fans. I knew you were bad at this, but you can't even get the concept straight.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:03 PM
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Wow i get called weak and i was told your "smack" would run circles around me and i get this? Lets break your awesome little post down shall we. You clearly go for an "I dont care about this thread" feel. Which is a great way to go about it. That way when someone replies back your reply can be optional.

Yup Family Ties, I found that little jewel of a clip and wanted to share it. Also when thinking of the Fox man its safe to say back to the future is what pops in your mind. So i made a Back to the Future refference, and im sure everyone knew that the most awkward part was the mother trying to jump her sons bones. So i threw the "icing on the cake" into the mix. I think of it as more of the punchline. You know the humor part in which you're clearly lacking. I could of threw in another punchline maybe asking if you steeler fans turn into a werewolf too when your mom touches your naughty spot. But then again Beasty and Steelers are two words that just dont fit together.

All that work I put into the topic? Are you serious? It was a link and 25 words. So yea, Geeereat job with that one. The Irony is the 10 times the size post coming from you talking bout the work i put in. So i decided to put some work in.

So in closing... This is how breaking down a post is done.
That fact that you felt the need to explain it speaks volumes....good day to you.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:13 PM
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Quit your crying. You cant smack, so you whine. You whine about this thread, yet your babble here has significantly contributed to this threads post count.

Keeping you busy and out of your moms hair must mean this thread has a useful purpose, right dukie boy?
Hahaha, mom smack! Outstanding!
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:54 AM
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Thats a pretty clever name you got there, Do you always come to the rescue of damsels in distress?

Man my smack ***** and even I can say, "Step away from the computer before you embarrass yourself further."
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Old 06-22-2012, 01:07 AM
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That fact that you felt the need to explain it speaks volumes....good day to you.

Yes you know what they say about what it means when you have to explain the joke. Too bad he doesn't. Oops, he may think I'm coming to your rescue again. I better stop before he smacks me into oblivion.
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:31 AM
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That fact that you felt the need to explain it speaks volumes....good day to you.
My bad i guess your the only person who can break people post's down... Still waiting for you to say something, like anything thats even worth keeping this going. Sadly im getting the feeling this will be my last post on this topic.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:47 AM
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When's the last time you actually smacked a Bengal fan? In every one of your posts in this thread you're attacking Steeler fans. I knew you were bad at this, but you can't even get the concept straight.
My policy is to never attack Steeler fans..unless I am attacked first. From that point forward, you are as fair game as any bengal fan .
There are many Steeler fans I have never attacked, even SFB...I respect and let them do what they do, and I expect the same in return..
...so check again on who doesn't get the concept straight.
You go after me, you will pay ...so stop crying and concentrate on not leaving yourself wide open when you post.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:55 AM
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That fact that you felt the need to explain it speaks volumes....good day to you.
Just like your parents always feeling the need to explain you.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:42 AM
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:45 AM
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My policy is to never attack Steeler fans..unless I am attacked first. From that point forward, you are as fair game as any bengal fan .
There are many Steeler fans I have never attacked, even SFB...I respect and let them do what they do, and I expect the same in return..
...so check again on who doesn't get the concept straight.
You go after me, you will pay ...so stop crying and concentrate on not leaving yourself wide open when you post.
Whatever it was I did to you, you've paid me back several times over, dude. At this point, you are in 'bitter vindictive fool' stage. Your obsession with me is laughable. Do you really see yourself as being on some sort of 'revenge crusade'?

And you think I'm the self righteous one ...
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Whatever it was I did to you, you've paid me back several times over, dude. At this point, you are in 'bitter vindictive fool' stage. Your obsession with me is laughable. Do you really see yourself as being on some sort of 'revenge crusade'?

And you think I'm the self righteous one ...
His obsession with you should be quite flattering.

My favorites are the posts that have absolutely nothing to do with the thread where he tries to insult posters who he has a beef with.

Obviously his feelings have been hurt to the point that he no longer tries to "smack" based on the topic and only for personal reasons.

The desperation to try to insult is laughable and to be honest it is the only half interesting thing he ever posts, and mainly it is because we are all laughing at him, not with him.
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:24 AM
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My favorites are the posts that have absolutely nothing to do with the thread where he tries to insult posters who he has a beef with.
That's like 90% of his posts these days ...

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Obviously his feelings have been hurt. The desperation to try to insult is laughable and we are all laughing at him, not with him.
Its his loserness shining through.
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My policy is to never attack Steeler fans..unless I am attacked first. From that point forward, you are as fair game as any bengal fan .
There are many Steeler fans I have never attacked, even SFB...I respect and let them do what they do, and I expect the same in return..
...so check again on who doesn't get the concept straight.
You go after me, you will pay ...so stop crying and concentrate on not leaving yourself wide open when you post.
Ur weird.
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