I'm here to solve your problems

[Ron Mexico]

Well, maybe not every problem. I simply don't have the time for the amount of problems that you dudes have. I can, however,....show you the solution to one of life's biggest problems. It effects everyone, and I doubt very many of you have ever investigated how to make it stop.....

Here is my gift to you all for being so great.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XND...feature=relmfu

[Ben zoo 2]

Do I still have to use the tp afterwards?

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Ben zoo 2

Do I still have to use the tp afterwards?

Do you have to? No. But you can do whatever your heart desires. If you want to fish out some wet toilet paper that had the previous use of poopsplash blocker, then have a blast. Let us know how it goes.

[Helldog]

Do you offer marriage support counseling for our beloved SCS and MS ??

[Lygraf]

...nah dude. I don't even lay out the plastic butt sheet in public bathrooms, I'm not about to be daintily laying TP in my toilet every time I'm taking a *****. lol

[RumbleCat]

Originally Posted by Whodey23

Do you offer marriage support counseling for our beloved SCS and MS ??

lol

And if you do, can I get some relationship and dating pointers?

[Morning Star]

I will not even touch a toilet that is not mine..I always will just lift up when going lol!

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Lygraf

...nah dude. I don't even lay out the plastic butt sheet in public bathrooms, I'm not about to be daintily laying TP in my toilet every time I'm taking a *****. lol

In my experience, if you have to lay out that seat cover, it isn't worth it. That seat cover will do nothing to save you from the problem of phone numbers, crudely drawn cocks, and blood all over the bathroom stalls. Buy hey,...when you gotta go, you gotta go. Also,....it isn't dainty if no one sees it. Think about it.....

[Morning Star]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

In my experience, if you have to lay out that seat cover, it isn't worth it. That seat cover will do nothing to save you from the problem of phone numbers, crudely drawn cocks, and blood all over the bathroom stalls. Buy hey,...when you gotta go, you gotta go. Also,....it isn't dainty if no one sees it. Think about it.....

Those plastic sheets can stick to ya.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Whodey23

Do you offer marriage support counseling for our beloved SCS and MS ??

If they request it, I will deal it out. I'm not a marriage counselor per say, but I am an expert on love making..... So if that is where their problem lies, I just may be able to give them a hand.

Originally Posted by RumbleCat

lol

And if you do, can I get some relationship and dating pointers?

I told you, dude.

Step 1: Find a decent bar. Not a super sleazy place, but nothing too swanky.

Step 2: Consume at least a half dozen pints of Guinness. (depending on your tolerance, you can up this number)

Step 3: Zero in on the one you want to take home, and make your move. The move should consist of blatant sexual harassment. One of my faves is to just walk up and grab something. Then blame it on one of her friends. Confusion will set in, and before you know it, you'll be trying to figure out how to clean up the mess in the trunk of your car. Trust me....60 percent of the time, it works every time.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Morning Star

I will not even touch a toilet that is not mine..I always will just lift up when going lol!

Everyone knows that girls don't go #2. I'm with you though, public restrooms are gross. Especially at LaRosa's, Wal-Mart, or ANY drinking establishment. If for some horrible reason my hand is forced and there is no other choice? Hover and cover....maximum protection.

[wcu]

Lol @ one of the comments:

"I poop in my hands and gently cascade it into the toilet"

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by wcu

Lol @ one of the comments:

"I poop in my hands and gently cascade it into the toilet"

lol. I guess that would also solve the poopsplash problem, but I think it opens up a whole new set of issues. Like.....what if you can't reach that far cause you have short arms?

[XenoMorph]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cupcakes

lol. I guess that would also solve the poopsplash problem, but I think it opens up a whole new set of issues. Like.....what if you can't reach that far cause you have short arms?

or what if your nose starts to itch.

[Ben zoo 2]

I sometimes find the cooling effect of the poop splash refreshing, especially on a hot summer day.

[XenoMorph]

I have one question sense this is a poop thread...



How do the 3 seashells work?