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Keith Rivers got mad once and kicked the ground then spat. That created the Colorado River (by the way..ALL the worlds Rivers are called Rivers in honor of Keith) just so they would someday build the Hoover Dam!
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One of my all-time favorite threads on this board... some classic lines.

Good luck in New York Keith Rivers!
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Guns don't kill people...and neither does Keith Rivers.
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Guns don't kill people...and neither does Keith Rivers.
first round linebackers are playmakers...Rivers is not...
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The only thing Keith Rivers is KILLING ...is his chance of being a starting LB in the NFL...



LOL...I think I called Rivers' career before he played a snap in the NFL.
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The only thing Keith Rivers is KILLING ...is his chance of being a starting LB in the NFL...

Come on "Cupcake" Keith...Get yourself a contract..

LOL...I think I called Rivers' career before he played a snap in the NFL.
Got to give credit, where credit is due...you called it man.

well done, wish you were wrong.
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first round linebackers are playmakers...Rivers is not...
They should be playmakers but the Bengals went with "safe" pick instead.
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Got to give credit, where credit is due...you called it man.

well done, wish you were wrong.
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They should be playmakers but the Bengals went with "safe" pick instead.
Wasn't a very safe pick afterall was it?
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Keith Rivers once got hit by Hines Wa... oh... Wait a minute...

NEVERMIND.









Good Riddance Nancy
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the stats will be
Odell 100 100 100
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In hindsight.................
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first round linebackers are playmakers...Rivers is not...
Your wrong Denny
Keith Rivers is still the future

We have a 5th round draft pick now

Robert Mathis was a fifth round pick
Stop the hate please and have some kool aid
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as it turns out , Keith Rivers couldnt kill squat .
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Guns dont kill Keith Rivers.

But a Fifth Round Draft pick will make him disappear for good.
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guns dont kill keith rivers.

But a fifth round draft pick will make him disappear for good.
winner.
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Giants come to Cincinnati so we may see him again this year, well let's just hope it's after week 4 then we know we won't see him then.
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Giants come to Cincinnati so we may see him again this year, well let's just hope it's after week 4 then we know we won't see him then.
Hey there's training camp...there will be a poll on here on what week he'll go down with an injury
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Hey there's training camp...there will be a poll on here on what week he'll go down with an injury
Did he ever play a down here? I can't seem to remember a single play that he made.
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Did he ever play a down here? I can't seem to remember a single play that he made.
Yeah, who is this "Keith Rivers" they speak of?
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:35 PM
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Funny........now I remember this thread..it was a good one!

But now Keith Rivers now belongs to the books......

Who Dey!!!!!!
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Yeah, who is this "Keith Rivers" they speak of?
he's apparently a 5th round pick going into the draft....
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he's apparently a 5th round pick going into the draft....
We've gotten way more production from those later rounds than Rivers ever gave.
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he's apparently a 5th round pick going into the draft....
Yeah, but this 5th round pick... that guy won't eat honey. He really will chew bees.
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Hay guize remember the thyme Keith Rivers was the best thing ever.
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