Guns don't kill people... Keith Rivers kills people

[SwiffLlama]

I'm sorry this post needed a bump. I just couldn't let it die off.

[MulishaNick]

There was once a saying " The only thing to fear is fear itself" However, after hearing this, Keith Rivers changed it to " The only thing to fear is Keith Rivers himself". I just came up with that one off the top of my head.

[eoxyod]

If Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, and Keith Rivers ever met eye to eye, time would stop and the universe would become a complete blip because that amount of kick a** awesomeness would never be allowed to meet in any way
I just made that up

[SwiffLlama]

This is the song that plays after Keith Rivers kills you. Except in his version "people" is substituted with Keith Rivers!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-2XYOtgCg

[SwiffLlama]

OMG! I must be tired. I watched the whole video. LOL

[MulishaNick]

Originally Posted by SwiffLlama

This is the song that plays after Keith Rivers kills you. Except in his version "people" is substituted with Keith Rivers!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-2XYOtgCg

Is it a Rick Roll video?

[striped4war]

Our defense will be ranked number 1 because everyone will be wearing a bracelet that says,,

WHAT WOULD KEITH RIVERS DO?

[eoxyod]

Originally Posted by Carson#1Fan

Is it a Rick Roll video?

No
I clicked it

[SwiffLlama]

It is not a Rick Roll video. I promise. And it was so funny I was crying.

[jamiethelanky]

The greatest Welsh rap artists out there...

[SwiffLlama]

HAHA!

Just watched it again and it is still funny!

[Air Force 1]

INSIDER NEW SAYS:

Big Brown will not win the Kentucky Derby today...Keith Rivers is a late entrant!

[Bengals73]

When Keith Rivers jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Riversed.

[busamboy]

Keith Rivers is beyond comprehension, he conceived my mother before he was born!


















Now I want my checks

[Barrnok1]

Keith Rivers.....Good To The Last Tackle

[Treee]

Keith Rivers: Hasn't played a down of NFL football, yet half the fans make him out as if he has already proven he can play.

[Brick]

Originally Posted by Treee

Keith Rivers: Hasn't played a down of NFL football, yet half the fans make him out as if he has already proven he can play.

I agree. I see a lot of upside to him, his instincts and reaction to the quarterback is amazing. But I'll reserve my judgement until the season.

[ShovelheadT]

When Keith Rivers scores a TD, he spikes Chad Johnson.

Keith Rivers turned down Tom Beringer's role in Sniper because he wasn't ready to do a romance yet.

Keith Rivers eats sand and poops glass

Starting this year, all NFL players will be required to say hi to Keith Rivers' mom when looking into the camera.

[VA Bengal Fan]

Originally Posted by ShovelheadT

When Keith Rivers scores a TD, he spikes Chad Johnson.


Starting this year, all NFL players will be required to say hi to Keith Rivers' mom when looking into the camera.

I like these. I'm glad somebody brought this thread back up to the top.

[VA Bengal Fan]

Originally Posted by Treee

Keith Rivers: Hasn't played a down of NFL football, yet half the fans make him out as if he has already proven he can play.

You really missed the whole spirit of this thread.

[a6pk2go]

This just in: Beaking Newsllllllllllll

The planet Earth has been renamed Keith Rivers due to he is the only one who has defeated every last foe left on it and just renamed it.


The National Weahter Service has just confirmed the reason for more and more hurricanes this year...........Keith RIvers causing hurricanes has extended the hurricane season into the entire post football season.

[true fan]

I see big disapointment for Rivers people are buliding this guy up to be missle in shoulder pads and he has not played a down yet come on yall i like to be very postive but man yall going over board :( I think he will be solid in his first year

[eoxyod]

Originally Posted by true fan

I see big disapointment for Rivers people are buliding this guy up to be missle in shoulder pads and he has not played a down yet come on yall i like to be very postive but man yall going over board :( I think he will be solid in his first year

I dont think he will do amazing his first year either because he will still be raw but I post in this thread just for fun
I agree with you though; he will be solid

[true fan]

I was not a Rivers fan when we drafted him but I think alot of his success will come from how well are front 4 does keeping blockers off of him

[a6pk2go]

You guys bashing this thread really need to step back and see the fun of it. Some threads are more serious than others..........pick the ones you want to read. The title itself shoud give you an indication of how to post on it.

If you can't have fun with it sometimes you need to get a life.