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no wonder you always have that cheesey grin
What can I say - in the rare occasion an erection lasts for more than 24 hours, call your friends and brag about it
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads: "Panda: a tree-dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."


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Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.

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Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
What the he77 does rant mean?
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Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
"Unfortunately, we could not impregnate everyone. It is simply beyond our colonic threshold. I believe it was Plato...No, excuse me, I mean Play-Doh...who stuck to the wall when he said one must not put one's transvestite in jeopardy if one is to become a cunning linguist. Hey, I ain't no venereal fuddrucker!"
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In the spirit of halloween I suggest everyone take a stroll down memory lane and watch:



I for one grew up with Charlie Brown and Snoopy.

I hope I can find it on
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No Snoopy Fans out there? :(
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No Snoopy Fans out there? :(
I hear this guy is a fan.


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I for one grew up with Charlie Brown and Snoopy.

I hope I can find it on
I can watch it whenever I want - I have it on DVD :p
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I can watch it whenever I want - I have it on DVD :p
You're one lucky man.

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I dont. :mellow:
Then you should buy it.
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That would be crazy:mellow:
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Never in the world has there ever been a better idea made.
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Never in the world has there ever been a better idea made.
What about the idea to make Guinness
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What about the Snoopy Snow Cone Machine?

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Does that come with the DVD?

Barry did you get one?
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What about the idea to make Guinness
In the Bible God says that Guinness has always been and will always be.

I dont know what that means - but I think its important.
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What about the Snoopy Snow Cone Machine?
I have one of those as well. When my wife and I were dating, I was joking around about how I wished I had one because I loved making them as a kid - the constant effort of two good turns, followed by it jamming, resetting the ice cube, two good turns, then it jams again - so 30 minutes later you have a dixie cup half full of ice. So she got me one for Christmas
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