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Old 06-02-2009, 12:02 AM
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Denny has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Police label anyone attacking Denny as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Denny played in second grade.

Denny CAN believe it's not butter.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Denny has breathed on.

Denny doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Denny once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:09 AM
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Denny once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:14 AM
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Denny knows football.

Denny knows baseball.

Denny knows basketball.

Denny knows hockey.

Denny knows soccer.

Denny knows cricket.

Denny knows Bo Jackson.

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Old 06-02-2009, 12:14 AM
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Denny holds the Man down.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:15 AM
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Denny once showed his junk to someone. It is now known as this


People don't actually disagree with Denny, he kills them before they have the chance
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:17 AM
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Denny is the man the myth the legend I can only that one day I am half as good as Denny for if that doesn't happen I will consider myself a total failure
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Denny only has three fingers because the world isn't ready for all 10.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:23 AM
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Denny has, on more than one occasion, hit a home run and caught it before it hit the ground.

Therefore, Denny has made out with himself.
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:30 AM
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Denny has, on more than one occasion, hit a home run and caught it before it hit the ground.

Therefore, Denny has made out with himself.
It was done for fairplay as we all know no one could get Denny out in Baseball... except Denny himself!
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:07 AM
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Denny and Kate plus 78
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:06 AM
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Denny is Ryan Seacrest.
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Denny is more powerful than Keith Rivers, Rey Maualuga, and Chuck Norris combined.
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:28 AM
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In reality, all men are sterile, Denny impregnates all women by existing

Denny is only short to emphasize other things
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Old 06-02-2009, 08:47 AM
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Denny's tears cure cancer too bad he's never cried.
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Denny can please up to 8 women at once, even though he is just a head and has a weird yellow hand.
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:00 AM
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Denny eats glass for dessert.
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Denny doesn't believe in Germany.
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Denny can double as a paper weight and a door stop at the same time
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denny's been abducted by aliens and not been probed.
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Denny holds the Man down.
Though not intentionally...

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Denny is the man the myth the legend I can only that one day I am half as good as Denny for if that doesn't happen I will consider myself a total failure
Don't set yourself for failure, start out with lower standards at first, life will be much easier that way.

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Denny only has three fingers because the world isn't ready for all 10.
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Denny has, on more than one occasion, hit a home run and caught it before it hit the ground.

Therefore, Denny has made out with himself.
Not as easy as it sounds...

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Denny and Kate plus 78
the 79th is on it's way.

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