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Old 07-19-2009, 12:13 AM
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I don't know if it's just me, but does BIG BEN look HUGE?

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...t-with-Big-Ben

Who weighs more right now, Ben Roethlisberger or nose guard Casey Hampton? (The leader of the champs earned himself an indulgent offseason, but if he were thrown over the handlebars of his motorcycle and into a Chrysler New Yorker today, the car would be totaled.) K. Hench FOX Sports

Not trying to talk smack just thought it he looked like....

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Old 07-19-2009, 12:22 AM
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I'm not trying to talk smack either, so let me be as nice as I can about Ben. He makes me sick. And I'm going to love some of our new talent introducing themselves to Ben after they drive him to the turf. That's what I think of Ben.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:24 AM
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We should put him on a diet. Since his current one makes him undefeated in Ohio.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:26 AM
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Um OK

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Old 07-19-2009, 12:27 AM
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We should put him on a diet. Since his current one makes him undefeated in Ohio.
Yeah...a turf diet. One that makes him look like a hockey player after he plays the Bengals.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:42 AM
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Looks the same to me... I hope he gets real nice and fat, it will be harder for him to escape us this year. Eat up Ben.
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:15 AM
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We should put him on a diet. Since his current one makes him undefeated in Ohio.

haha so true and it ****** me off..
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Old 07-19-2009, 03:27 AM
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order of the day for fatso a rey and keith sandwich, guaranteed to make u never get up again
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Old 07-19-2009, 05:51 AM
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A bigger Ben just wouldn't be cool. He's hard enough to take down as it is. I think we she send to Mexico just before training camp, and pump him full of that good ol' water. That way he's miserable, and he loses weight.
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:53 AM
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The only TRULY "Big Ben" in the NFL to my mind is "Big Ben" Davidson . . .

http://www.aaasportsonline.com/shop/...-BDAVI-001.jpg

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I'm not trying to talk smack either, so let me be as nice as I can about Ben. He makes me sick. And I'm going to love some of our new talent introducing themselves to Ben after they drive him to the turf. That's what I think of Ben.
I couldn't agree more. Just seeing or hearing his name makes me nauseous. Interviews and cheesy compliments by NFL analyst pouring over how great they think he is, makes my bowels uncontrollable and explosive. I can't tell you how many times I've been rendered in the fetal position while puking and releasing my bowels in a volatile manner after seeing his round, chubby, alcohol-abuse looking face squealing on my TV. My floor is a mess, and I’m sending Rey Rey and Mike J to collect. Ben owes me dearly for carpet cleaning services and boxer replacements….*******.
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:48 AM
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I couldn't agree more. Just seeing or hearing his name makes me nauseous. Interviews and cheesy compliments by NFL analyst pouring over how great they think he is, makes my bowels uncontrollable and explosive. I can't tell you how many times I've been rendered in the fetal position while puking and releasing my bowels in a volatile manner after seeing his round, chubby, alcohol-abuse looking face squealing on my TV. My floor is a mess, and I’m sending Rey Rey and Mike J to collect. Ben owes me dearly for carpet cleaning services and boxer replacements….*******.
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looks the same to me.
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:02 PM
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Even though I hate Ben, i'll give him some credit he is a gutsy quarterback and knows how to take some good licks. Given that I dont see his NFL career lasting long though. Too much punishment is going to eventually be his undoing, plus from the way it looks, he doesnt take care of himself much anyway. Let him enjoy these two rings, in 3 years he'll be lobbying for a backup job for Brady Quinn or Matt Ryan.
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:55 PM
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I don't think he looks too much different. He's just a big dude. I kind of doubt he's much of a workout warrior.

Us fellas of German descent tend to have fat faces. I'm a very active skinny guy and I still have what looks like baby fat on my face. Ben just looks likea typical midwestern German guy.
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Old 07-19-2009, 03:13 PM
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We should hire Jeremi Johnson to be his personal dietitian.
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Old 07-19-2009, 03:40 PM
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You jungle bungal rejects are a bunch of F'n saps. Your professed hated of Big Ben is hilarious. Your jealousy must keep you turds in a constant state of "acid reflux". I bet when your neighbor gets a new car you can feel the acid creep up your esophagus. Here is a tip,
stock up on tums for the upcoming season, you will need it
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Old 07-19-2009, 03:46 PM
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order of the day for fatso a rey and keith sandwich, guaranteed to make u never get up again

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.
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Old 07-19-2009, 05:48 PM
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To all you Big Ben haters..I say stand up and be counted because this year Ben will go down no matter how fat he is.. the fatter the better when he runs for his life..maybe we will see him bounce this year when he hits the ground..Bouncing Baby Ben..has a ring to it..The guy is a suckup and a Mr. Know it all..I have seen him on the sidelines he walks around trying to tell every body what to do he thinks he can play better than anybody else..But when the steelers start to lose he tries to pep talk everybody and other players just roll their eyes..What a big fake..Put Ben in a bad Def's and he can NOT win games..He's be lucky to have a good team to play on..Just think what CP could of done with a good Def's to keep him in the game or even close.. Thats why i say :joe: with Ben..
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Old 07-19-2009, 07:31 PM
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To all you Big Ben haters..I say stand up and be counted because this year Ben will go down no matter how fat he is.. the fatter the better when he runs for his life..maybe we will see him bounce this year when he hits the ground..Bouncing Baby Ben..has a ring to it..The guy is a suckup and a Mr. Know it all..I have seen him on the sidelines he walks around trying to tell every body what to do he thinks he can play better than anybody else..But when the steelers start to lose he tries to pep talk everybody and other players just roll their eyes..What a big fake..Put Ben in a bad Def's and he can NOT win games..He's be lucky to have a good team to play on..Just think what CP could of done with a good Def's to keep him in the game or even close.. Thats why i say :joe: with Ben..
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Old 07-19-2009, 07:59 PM
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To all you Big Ben haters..I say stand up and be counted because this year Ben will go down no matter how fat he is.. the fatter the better when he runs for his life..maybe we will see him bounce this year when he hits the ground..Bouncing Baby Ben..has a ring to it..The guy is a suckup and a Mr. Know it all..I have seen him on the sidelines he walks around trying to tell every body what to do he thinks he can play better than anybody else..But when the steelers start to lose he tries to pep talk everybody and other players just roll their eyes..What a big fake..Put Ben in a bad Def's and he can NOT win games..He's be lucky to have a good team to play on..Just think what CP could of done with a good Def's to keep him in the game or even close.. Thats why i say :joe: with Ben..

It used to be our running game that was the patented excuse for you less than thoughtful types. Carry on debating could of's and maybes, Ben will continue winning games.
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:27 PM
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I'm not getting this thread. He looks the same.
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:28 PM
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He doesn't look like he's been gaining much weight but he does look pretty burnt out. Omost like he's been drinking heavily every single day in the off-season. But who wouldn't after winning a superbowl.
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I'm not getting this thread. He looks the same.
Yeah.. but he's clearly heavier.






























About 3.7 ounces heavier!!! HEY OH!!!

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Old 07-19-2009, 09:19 PM
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Yeah.. but he's clearly heavier.

About 3.7 ounces heavier!!! HEY OH!!!



I see what you did there... put a different twist on it you did.
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