Steely_J's REALLY real Bet...

[Steely_J]

Come one come all an gather round for the bet that the board will love! Ol' Steely J has a deal that is sure to appeal... a chance to do a dance.. a.... thing... that'll make you sing?


The prelude...


Over the course of my stay here I've chased down, hog tied and branded several noobs, nublets, nubcakes, nubpies, noobie-noobsauces and robo-noobs... mostly of the Bengals variety, and a few of the Steelers as well.

I've also witnessed several of my brethren Bengal smackers solo, tag team, or down-right gang smack the ba-jezus out of the most most trollish nubcakes that the Steeler fan base has to pop out.

It's quite obvious they're out there,.. they come in here and spout off, and everyone jumps to smack em, or ignores them.

HERE's the BET!

If the Bengals win this Sunday,.. ALL the Steeler fans here, noobs, trolls, and awesome cool guys... must not only recognize all the dozen-post Bengal noobs,.. but compliment them,.. agree with them... wish them well... basically act like they aren't idiots, swallow your pride and urge to smack.. and say "Yes sir! Great idea!"

If the STEELERS win... SAME goes for you! Every loud mouth Steeler nublet that pops up after the game and has no logic or sense or whatever,.. you must treat them like you idolize them! Bite your tongue and agree when they say the most asinine BS.. encourage their thoughts and verbally appreciate them! Totally... kiss... the noobs... arse.

This goes on for ONE WEEK!

Of course it's all in good fun, so you can't agree to something like a noob saying "I want you to erase your account" or "swear at an admin" or anything else that will be means for breaking the boards rules and leading to possible banishment. And of course you can't have them change a sig against their will or anything stupid like that.. its all verbal. Also, if anyone breaks the pact and doesn't totally kiss the noob's arse,.. they'll have to wear an added sig of shame for an additional week stating their foul. Offenders will have to be agreed on by any mods who notice it, as well as 3 other board members who can vouch publicly.

So there it is! On the table... take it or leave it. Who's in?

Sign your name up here!


Yinz guys are goin' DOWN on Sunday!
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[oasiswr]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

Come one come all an gather round for the bet that the board will love! Ol' Steely J has a deal that is sure to appeal... a chance to do a dance.. a.... thing... that'll make you sing?


The prelude...


Over the course of my stay here I've chased down, hog tied and branded several noobs, nublets, nubcakes, nubpies, noobie-noobsauces and robo-noobs... mostly of the Bengals variety, and a few of the Steelers as well.

I've also witnessed several of my brethren Bengal smackers solo, tag team, or down-right gang smack the ba-jezus out of the most most trollish nubcakes that the Steeler fan base has to pop out.

It's quite obvious they're out there,.. they come in here and spout off, and everyone jumps to smack em, or ignores them.

HERE's the BET!

If the Bengals win this Sunday,.. ALL the Steeler fans here, noobs, trolls, and awesome cool guys... must not only recognize all the dozen-post Bengal noobs,.. but compliment them,.. agree with them... wish them well... basically act like they aren't idiots, swallow your pride and urge to smack.. and say "Yes sir! Great idea!"

If the STEELERS win... SAME goes for you! Every loud mouth Steeler nublet that pops up after the game and has no logic or sense or whatever,.. you must treat them like you idolize them! Bite your tongue and agree when they say the most asinine BS.. encourage their thoughts and verbally appreciate them! Totally... kiss... the noobs... arse.

This goes on for ONE WEEK!

Of course it's all in good fun, so you can't agree to something like a noob saying "I want you to erase your account" or "swear at an admin" or anything else that will be means for breaking the boards rules and leading to possible banishment. And of course you can't have them change a sig against their will or anything stupid like that.. its all verbal. Also, if anyone breaks the pact and doesn't totally kiss the noob's arse,.. they'll have to wear an added sig of shame for an additional week stating their foul. Offenders will have to be agreed on by any mods who notice it, as well as 3 other board members who can vouch publicly.

So there it is! On the table... take it or leave it. Who's in?

Sign your name up here!


Yinz guys are goin' DOWN on Sunday!
>

And 6 or twelve pack of beer maybe?

[Lumbee Indian]

great idea J!! i'll finally get the respect i deserve around here.

Lumbee is in.

[oasiswr]

Originally Posted by Lumbee Indian

great idea J!! i'll finally get the respect i deserve around here.

Lumbee is in.

Well in the mean time there is a song for ya to play.

[Lumbee Indian]

Originally Posted by oasiswr

Well in the mean time there is a song for ya to play.

don't be dissin' aretha now. gloria gaynor maybe. but never aretha!

[oasiswr]

Originally Posted by Lumbee Indian

don't be dissin' aretha now. gloria gaynor maybe. but never aretha!

Never was dissin Aretha since I have about 6 of her cd's in my computer;mostly compilations cds.

[34inXXIII]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

If the STEELERS win... SAME goes for you! Every loud mouth Steeler nublet that pops up after the game and has no logic or sense or whatever,.. you must treat them like you idolize them! Bite your tongue and agree when they say the most asinine BS.. encourage their thoughts and verbally appreciate them! Totally... kiss... the noobs... arse.

Does this treatment also apply to the asinine BS from the loud-mouth, nearly-6000 post Steeler nublet that has no logic or sense whatsoever? :dry:

[Beaker]

Steely....we are still on for our annual sig bet, correct?

[oasiswr]

Originally Posted by 34inXXIII

Does this treatment also apply to the asinine BS from the loud-mouth, nearly-6000 post Steeler nublet that has no logic or sense whatsoever? :dry:

What's really funny is the Steeler term of loss by stating only the Steeler noob worship,and not the Bengals.The terms are kinda phony bologna since they probably would rather stay offline for a week than kiss noob butt;well at least that's my take on it. And I still like beer bets,they are the best.

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by Beaker

Steely....we are still on for our annual sig bet, correct?

Of course!

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by 34inXXIII

Does this treatment also apply to the asinine BS from the loud-mouth, nearly-6000 post Steeler nublet that has no logic or sense whatsoever? :dry:

I understand I may have been ambiguous when I said "every" Steeler fan... so allow me to reiterate for you...

"Every Steeler Fan who wants to go in on it" as well as "Every Bengals Fan who wants to go in on it" That even includes middle aged Steven Colbert stalking nublets who live in their parents basement.

Originally Posted by oasiswr

What's really funny is the Steeler term of loss by stating only the Steeler noob worship,and not the Bengals.The terms are kinda phony bologna since they probably would rather stay offline for a week than kiss noob butt;well at least that's my take on it. And I still like beer bets,they are the best.

I'll chalk this up to the powerlines you live under... re-read the proposition. I said the same applies to each side for whichever team wins. Steelers win, everyone who takes the bet has to kiss Steeler noob arse. Bengals win, everyone who takes the bet has to kiss Bengal noob arse.

If you agree to the bet and don't deliver... a group decision headed by a mod (to actually edit your account) will place a sig of shame on you for a week. Thus warning others to not make any MB bets with you.

Got it?

I'm kinda surprised there aren't any more takers just yet. Is everyone around here such a cautious wimp that they can't take lumps for a week? Steelers and Bengals fans? Man up people...

[The Bat]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

I'm kinda surprised there aren't any more takers just yet. Is everyone around here such a cautious wimp that they can't take lumps for a week? Steelers and Bengals fans? Man up people...

So giving noobs who "aren't in on the joke" a sense of superiority for a week is a good thing?

So what you're really saying is you like to make fun of the kids who "roll" like this...



You are a sick man. :dry:

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by The Bat

So giving noobs who "aren't in on the joke" a sense of superiority for a week is a good thing?

You honestly can't see how this can open up a whole new chapter of hilarity?

Originally Posted by The Bat

So what you're really saying is you like to make fun of the kids who "roll" like this...



You are a sick man. :dry:

Sorry man.. didn't mean to rekindle your childhood memories.

Just remember, no matter what they tell you, waterwings are perfectly OK to wear with your clothes.

[The Bat]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

Just remember, no matter what they tell you, waterwings are perfectly OK to wear with your clothes.

Since when did you become the fashion consultant?

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by The Bat

Since when did you become the fashion consultant?

Don't you remember?



You, Joe, 34, Beaker, and Jom came over to my house with a camera crew and filmed some show about fashion.. and I was so impressed with the results that I decided to learn up and become a consultant!

[Ericw712]

Is this with the 3 1/2 point spread? :)

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by Ericw712

Is this with the 3 1/2 point spread? :)

Nope. Just whoever wins.

[Ericw712]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

Nope. Just whoever wins.

Alright, I'm in :dry:

Fascist

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by Ericw712

Alright, I'm in :dry:

Fascist

[The Bat]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

Don't you remember?



You, Joe, 34, Beaker, and Jom came over to my house with a camera crew and filmed some show about fashion.. and I was so impressed with the results that I decided to learn up and become a consultant!

This might have been the outcome of "said" party...

[Steely_J]

Originally Posted by The Bat

This might have been the outcome of "said" party...

Trick or TREEEEAAAAT!

Crude, yet effective! Nice work!

[Ericw712]

Originally Posted by The Bat

This might have been the outcome of "said" party...

I'm not sure if Polamalu as the Indian is incredibly racially insensitive or hilariously funny especially with the look on his face.

[The Bat]

Originally Posted by Steely_J

Trick or TREEEEAAAAT!

Crude, yet effective! Nice work!

Crude yet effective... Kinda my "credo" if you will...

[Shockwave]

If it wasn't for the fact that IF we do happen to lose it would then mean that I couldn't smack the heck out of every idiotic troll who comes in here... I would take the bet. But Steely, I just can't allow morons to post on here... which reminds me... why are you still here??

[99GXELE]

I'm in hecks yeah love me some steelers