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Old 07-13-2007, 09:40 AM
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"KETTERING — July 6: Police responded to Speedway, 1020 E. Dorothy Lane, on a report of an intoxicated male.
The subject was near the hot dogs and had made a mess, spilling drinks and meat sauce all over the counter and floor.
He was intoxicated and confused. The subject, who is from Covington, Ky., said he was sure he was in Kentucky and that the date was July 13.
He was arrested because of his high level of intoxication. At the jail it was discovered he'd smuggled a jelly doughnut in his pants."
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:01 AM
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Old 07-13-2007, 11:46 AM
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no way you're gonna smuggle a donut past a cop.
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Old 07-13-2007, 11:53 AM
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[quote user="DaddyCincinnati"]no way you're gonna smuggle a donut past a cop.[/quote]
LMAO, that was priceless.
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I guess that answers the question of " what happend to Jellydonut?" LOL He hasn't been around since he got engaged....I wonder if his fiancee knows about this!
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[quote user="Sexy B"]I guess that answers the question of " what happend to Jellydonut?" LOL He hasn't been around since he got engaged....I wonder if his fiancee knows about this!

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I'm just glad he doesn't play for the Bengals. I just kept waiting for the punchline of "the suspect was Bengals reciever Chris Henry" or something. Whew!
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It's obvious that they were playing a rousing game of ring toss...
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[quote user="Dayton_Bengal_Chic"]"KETTERING — July 6: Police responded to Speedway, 1020 E. Dorothy Lane, on a report of an intoxicated male.
The subject was near the hot dogs and had made a mess, spilling drinks and meat sauce all over the counter and floor.
He was intoxicated and confused. The subject, who is from Covington, Ky., said he was sure he was in Kentucky and that the date was July 13.
He was arrested because of his high level of intoxication. At the jail it was discovered he'd smuggled a jelly doughnut in his pants."



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One of my Kentucky brethren out for a night on the town! Priceless...
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[quote user="Dayton_Bengal_Chic"]He was arrested because of his high level of intoxication. At the jail it was discovered he'd smuggled a jelly doughnut in his pants."[/quote]

Im just glad they didnt find a creme-filled doughnut.
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[quote user="bengalfansince1988"]It's obvious that they were playing a rousing game of ring toss...[/quote]
Well it sure wasn't cornhole! [:O]
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