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Old 10-03-2011, 09:11 AM
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From what we hear, Benny is accustomed to being on the other end of these.

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Old 10-03-2011, 09:15 AM
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Ouch.

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Old 10-03-2011, 10:07 AM
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You're doing it wrong...
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:01 AM
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look at me when i make love to you!
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:05 PM
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Ouch.

Please be gentle.
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Old 10-03-2011, 01:35 PM
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You're my Princess Toadstool, baby!
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:37 PM
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:42 PM
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That's not a Jello pudding pop!
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Old 10-03-2011, 03:10 PM
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Your linemen said it's okay for me to spank you now. Come and get your whuppin, Ben.
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Old 10-03-2011, 03:21 PM
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Ouch.

Could you dim the lights a little?
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:19 PM
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This is my version of a spread offense.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:03 AM
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Boy---ya got a purty mouth on ya,now squeal like a pig for me.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:54 AM
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Ouch.

WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:35 PM
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Can we pretend that we are in a bar bathroom, Its my thing ya know!!!
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:58 PM
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"You yourself said no means yes! Just lay there and take it!" Karma's a b***h!
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:05 PM
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"You yourself said no means yes! Just lay there and take it!" Karma's a b***h!
Yeah BENNY BABY BOO Don't cry ....Thats what my Texas longhorn feels like up inya
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:07 PM
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Yeah BENNY BABY BOO Don't cry ....Thats what my Texas longhorn feels like up inya
Are these some weird fantasies you guys have or...?
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Old 10-12-2011, 12:23 AM
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WAIT!!!!!! I haven't had my spiked drink yet
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Old 10-13-2011, 10:55 PM
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This might work better if we try it while I'm seated on the toilet
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Old 10-14-2011, 02:03 AM
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You're in the wrong hole, idiot!
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Old 10-14-2011, 02:29 AM
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Oh no I tore Mah Titty! Ben..can you massage it for me?
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Old 10-14-2011, 11:26 AM
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[quote=Rattler;2187498]Ouch.



I thought the charges were dropped? What prison hell is this ?!?
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Old 10-14-2011, 11:29 AM
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Well it's good to know when Ben does decide to retire he has all the needed experience and expertise to be a great cheap hooker! You go boy!
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Old 10-14-2011, 02:02 PM
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Damn it I told you to use Cialis for every day use before the game. Now you are all limp and soft.
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Old 10-14-2011, 02:14 PM
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Wel, it ain't "...".
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