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Old 06-06-2012, 11:54 PM
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Megan actually gives me the creeps
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:01 AM
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Default Re: This years crop of Ben-Gal cheerleaders.

ugh... new year and here we go again...

An honest question, why is it that every year the cheerleaders either look like they've had one too many plastic surgeries, one too many years baking in the sun, or were born as "Kevin" but changed their name to "Katie" after the operation?

Whoever picks the cheerleaders has a very... interesting taste in women.

P.S. Anyone else wondering if the Ben-Gals ever look at these boards? Man oh man, the amount of tear-soaked donut holes that will be devoured if they check this thread
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:53 AM
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Sooooo glad i'm not the only one who felt weirded out by how weird some of these ladies look! I agree they just look.......fake for lack of a better term! Too much tan-in-a-can and wayyyy to bright lipstick and makeup, makes you feel like if they're out there on a REALLY hot day that their faces...and some other parts of their bodies will just melt away right there out on the field!

Honestly if you're not gonna put out women who are attractive why not just do away with cheerleaders altogether...the Lions and Packers both don't have cheerleaders...at least i'm pretty sure they both don't and i don't think anyone really misses them? Just my opinion.
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Old 06-07-2012, 03:15 PM
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Sooooo glad i'm not the only one who felt weirded out by how weird some of these ladies look! I agree they just look.......fake for lack of a better term! Too much tan-in-a-can and wayyyy to bright lipstick and makeup, makes you feel like if they're out there on a REALLY hot day that their faces...and some other parts of their bodies will just melt away right there out on the field!

Honestly if you're not gonna put out women who are attractive why not just do away with cheerleaders altogether...the Lions and Packers both don't have cheerleaders...at least i'm pretty sure they both don't and i don't think anyone really misses them? Just my opinion.
I am sure that even the hottest women on the planet have bad photos of themselves out there (drivers license). I don't think the photographer even attempted to flatter any of these girls. I will volunteer to re-shoot the whole page, they wouldn't even need to pay me. I guarantee that my page would generate more postitive comments than negative ones. I know that most of these girls have a better side than what they published on the main page.
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:39 PM
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I am sure that even the hottest women on the planet have bad photos of themselves out there (drivers license). I don't think the photographer even attempted to flatter any of these girls. I will volunteer to re-shoot the whole page, they wouldn't even need to pay me. I guarantee that my page would generate more postitive comments than negative ones. I know that most of these girls have a better side than what they published on the main page.
I agree, I think the lighting and pancake make up in the photos makes them look all plastic and shiny. I am sure they are all very lovely girls.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:25 PM
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I am sure that even the hottest women on the planet have bad photos of themselves out there (drivers license). I don't think the photographer even attempted to flatter any of these girls. I will volunteer to re-shoot the whole page, they wouldn't even need to pay me. I guarantee that my page would generate more postitive comments than negative ones. I know that most of these girls have a better side than what they published on the main page.
I bet you could do a pretty good job. I've seen some of your photos and without a doubt, you most likely would.
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Old 06-07-2012, 09:32 PM
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I bet you could do a pretty good job. I've seen some of your photos and without a doubt, you most likely would.
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Old 06-08-2012, 12:36 AM
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I am sure, they're beautiful on the inside. :)

If I was single again, my choice would be Kimberly.
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:25 AM
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I'm thinking the new cheerleading squad is pretty hawt.

http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/ben-gals12.html


Both Elizabeths...
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:53 AM
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I liked Aliea, Dana and Selina.
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:04 PM
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None of these girls are even better looking than my girlfriend... None of them are hideous, but only mildly attractive. Selina is the best looking of the bunch.
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:46 PM
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None of these girls are even better looking than my girlfriend... None of them are hideous, but only mildly attractive. Selina is the best looking of the bunch.
Pics or she's not hotter.

The ones I named are pretty damn hot. The rest are meh. Pretty unimpressive as usual.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:17 PM
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Default 2012 Ben-Gals Eww

Was checking out the homepage and saw the link for the Ben-Gals this year and boy was I disappointed. We have a few senior citizens, a bunch of fuglies, and it looks to me like a couple of downtown trannys.

Don't believe me???? Well have a look for yaself...

http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/ben-gals12.html
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Couple alright ones I guess.... not phenomenal by any means though

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Old 07-03-2012, 10:25 PM
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Was checking out the homepage and saw the link for the Ben-Gals this year and boy was I disappointed. We have a few senior citizens, a bunch of fuglies, and it looks to me like a couple of downtown trannys.

Don't believe me???? Well have a look for yaself...

http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/ben-gals12.html
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:30 PM
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Was checking out the homepage and saw the link for the Ben-Gals this year and boy was I disappointed. We have a few senior citizens, a bunch of fuglies, and it looks to me like a couple of downtown trannys.

Don't believe me???? Well have a look for yaself...

http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/ben-gals12.html
Yet while you are on a message board talking smack you would go out with anyone of them at the drop of a hat.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:36 PM
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pffft, they are pretty damn hot to me. Wait till you see them in their cheerleader outfits, you my friend are a fool.
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Was checking out the homepage and saw the link for the Ben-Gals this year and boy was I disappointed. We have a few senior citizens, a bunch of fuglies, and it looks to me like a couple of downtown trannys.

Don't believe me???? Well have a look for yaself...

http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders/ben-gals12.html
Meanwhile, your right hand and a picture of your kindergarten teacher will still be available.

Who Dey.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:39 PM
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Yeah...Their dreadful
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meanwhile, your right hand and a picture of your kindergarten teacher will still be available.

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I saw quite a few I'd fancy. No Miss USA's, but some very cute women. I see nothing wrong.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:49 PM
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I see quite a few smokes in there. I've been critical of the crop in years past, but not sure why you're knocking this group as a whole.

Catch a little bit of the ghey perhaps?
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:56 PM
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We got a real Picky Ricardo, here.

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Old 07-03-2012, 11:01 PM
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i saw a few with fake boobs..
for a cheerleader, that would be the equivalent of an NFL player with 'roids.


BAN FAKIES!!!!!!!!!


ps. Shelly, if you're reading this, let's go out for dinner!

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